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    Inside the MGB Financial Machine

    In light of the recent nurses’ strike at Brigham and Women’s Hospital, I’ve spent the last week poring through financial and legal documents related to Mass General Brigham (MGB), formerly Partners HealthCare, its arms, its subsidiaries, and its overall financial relationships. I wanted to understand the structure of the organization. I wanted to understand the reasons behind the strike — whether the stance of the Massachusetts Nurses Association (MNA) had any merit or not — and I also wanted to understand the strike from the viewpoint of MGB.1

    Before I begin, I want to let you know that my partner is an award-winning registered nurse at Brigham and Women’s Hospital. We live together. She’s the mother of our four children. I love her, and I’m grateful to have her in my life. If she hadn’t supported me for all these years, I’d probably already be dead.2

    I’ve taken the time to investigate these issues as a whole because of my love for her, my respect for all of her coworkers — they’re truly amazing nurses — and my inability, as a maniac with ADHD and OCPD, to rest until I uncover and understand every detail of any project that captures my attention.

    The Institution Behind the Strike

    Mass General Brigham is the largest private employer in Massachusetts; it employs approximately 85,000 workers.3

    Mass General Brigham maintains an extensive real estate footprint across New England; its current corporate headquarters is in Boston, its 800,000-square-foot Assembly Row campus remains in Somerville, and its clinical network reaches across Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, and Rhode Island.4

    For an organization with that depth and breadth, it’s naturally going to have a web of organizations under its umbrella. The most striking part of this exercise — I just learned that MGB operates a venture capital platform through entities it controls — was the sheer size of the organization; it’s a behemoth. The public record, however, is largely incomplete; I’ve pieced it together using the IRS’s site, the Commonwealth’s site, and many other sites.5

    The documents I’ve examined number in the thousands; they come from the federal government, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, and other sources. Due to the limited scope of this post, it’s not practicable to list them all here, but I could make them available to you on request. I’ve done my best to download many of them while keeping the URLs as organized as possible.

    I will tell you that I hit a wall with the State of Delaware filings. I decided that I wasn’t going to pay to download and investigate them. Also, I haven’t researched the state filings in Maine, New Hampshire, or Rhode Island.

    Since Mass General Brigham is the Commonwealth’s largest employer, I decided to train my focus on its pension plan, which is called the Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations (Plan 499). As part of the nurses’ strike, the benefit package — which includes a pension plan — is the part of MGB’s operations that affects those 4,000 nurses most directly. In fact, that pension plan affects more than 90,000 MGB employees, former employees, retirees, and beneficiaries.6

    As a guy with a financial background, I looked at the breakdown of the assets held for Plan 499 as reported in the MGB ERISA Master Trust’s FY2025 filing. Plan 499’s reported invested assets are pooled in that Master Trust. After reviewing its current value, I’ve learned that the filing reports $9.2 billion of the Master Trust’s $11.5 billion itemized total as partnership and joint venture interests.7

    Directors Under Contract

    Three current Mass General Brigham directors also appear in MGB’s FY2024 Form 990 through transactions involving companies tied to them. John Fish, Jonathan Kraft, and Phillip Ragon each held a board seat while MGB or its affiliates paid Suffolk Construction, NPP Development, NPS LLC, or InterSystems in relationships the filing identifies as involving those directors. Whether MGB applied its stated conflict safeguards — disclosure, recusal, competitive proposals when applicable, and written fair-and-reasonable findings — is not a question the filings answer.8

    John Fish is a Vice Chair of the Board of Directors at Mass General Brigham and the Chairman and CEO of Suffolk Construction. Across the currently reconciled public filings, Partners HealthCare and Mass General Brigham reported nearly $470 million in construction-related payments to Suffolk Construction. John and Cyndy Fish have given more than $19.3 million to Brigham and Women’s Hospital priorities over the years.9

    Jonathan Kraft is the son of Robert “Bob” Kraft; he’s currently a Vice Chair of the Board of Directors at Mass General Brigham and the President of The Kraft Group, which identifies private equity and venture investing as one of its core businesses and says its president oversees the day-to-day activities of each operating business. In 2009, Brigham and Women’s Hospital and Massachusetts General Hospital opened a healthcare center at Patriot Place; Brigham opened an additional center there in 2019. In 2011, the Kraft family pledged $25 million to Partners HealthCare to launch the Kraft Center for Community Health. In late 2021, MGB announced that it would expand its Patriot Place footprint in 2022 with a performance and research center. In that same year, Bob and the Kraft Family Foundation gifted $50 million to Massachusetts General Hospital. There are now two Kraft Family Blood Donor Centers; there’s one at Massachusetts General Hospital and another at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and Brigham and Women’s Hospital. The family’s documented hospital philanthropy dates to 1984, when Robert and Myra Kraft established the Dana-Farber/Brigham blood donor center.10

    Phillip “Terry” Ragon is a Director on the Board of Directors at Mass General Brigham and the Founder and CEO of InterSystems Corporation, a healthcare information systems technology company. InterSystems was founded in 1978 around MUMPS, a programming language developed at Massachusetts General Hospital in the 1960s; MGB’s FY2024 Form 990 reports a products and services transaction, but the scope of its complete billing history is unknown. Since 2009, the Ragons have publicly committed $300 million to the Ragon Institute — a collaboration among MGB, MIT, and Harvard — in addition to an undisclosed gift toward the Phillip and Susan Ragon Building.11

    Many of the relationships between Mass General Brigham, its predecessors, and the current and former members of its various arms and boards have run for decades, and many of them have moved money or influence toward the organization, which is commendable.

    That overarching pattern doesn’t prove a corrupt bargain, but it does mean the same names recur on both sides of MGB’s ledger often enough that arm’s-length dealing can no longer be assumed — it has to be demonstrated.

    Fish, Kraft, and Ragon are all on MGB’s board.

    MGB’s own FY2024 Form 990 places Suffolk, NPP Development, NPS LLC, and InterSystems in Schedule L, Part IV: “Business Transactions Involving Interested Persons” — with the relationship fields reading “Director–Fish,” “Director–Kraft,” and “Director–Ragon.”

    The disclosed payments total $59.38 million:

    • Suffolk / Fish — $48.96 million for construction services
    • NPP Development / Kraft — $8.21 million for a lease
    • NPS LLC / Kraft — $1.50 million for marketing
    • InterSystems / Ragon — $0.71 million for products and services

    These were substantial payments made to corporations tied to sitting MGB directors in only one year; this is a non-profit corporation paying companies tied to sitting directors in categories its own tax return identifies as transactions with interested persons.12

    Pension Managers in the Boardroom

    There’s another tier of board member…

    After screening current board members, it’s obviously not merely a tight-knit social network:

    • Robert Atchinson is a Co-Founder and Managing Director of Adage Capital Management, L.P., the investment manager of Adage Capital Partners, L.P.; the FY2025 Master Trust lists Adage Capital Partners at $797.2 million.
    • John Connaughton is Chair of Bain Capital, and Paul Edgerley is a Senior Advisory Partner with the same firm; the FY2025 Master Trust lists Bain at $47.1 million.
    • Nitin Nohria is a Partner and Executive Chairman at Thrive Capital; the FY2025 Master Trust lists eight Thrive positions at $74.6 million.
    • Carol Vallone is an Industry Advisor to Berkshire Partners whose stated role can include due diligence and investment deliberation; the FY2025 Master Trust lists four Berkshire funds at $9.8 million.

    The combined Adage, Bain, Thrive, and Berkshire issuer row basket is $928.6 million, or 8.0% of Schedule H, Part I total assets. Schedule C separately lists eligible indirect compensation disclosures involving Adage Capital Partners, Bain Capital Credit, and Thrive Capital Management without quantifying the full economics. Berkshire is not part of that disclosure.13

    A sixth current director presents a historical manager relationship: Carmichael Roberts is a Co-Founder and Managing Partner of Material Impact and was formerly a General Partner at North Bridge Venture Partners; the FY2025 Master Trust lists four North Bridge funds at $7.8 million combined. Including that historical relationship, the reported issuer rows total $936.5 million, or 8.1% of Schedule H, Part I total assets. Six current MGB directors therefore have current or former outside affiliations with manager firms whose names appear in the Master Trust’s reported holdings.14

    Three more current directors count toward the board’s investment role count even though their firms do not appear by name in the reviewed FY2025 Master Trust filing. Alexander L. “Lanny” Thorndike is President of Choate Investment Advisors and oversees its investment strategy and day-to-day operations. Benjamin Gomez is Managing Director of Pilot House Associates, a family investment office; a 2025 corporate biography also identifies him as serving on MGB’s Investment Committee. Jason Krantz is the Founder and Managing Partner of Breachway Capital, a venture capital and growth equity firm launched in 2025.15

    There’s also another layer of board members; this one involves Mass General Brigham and Thermo Fisher Scientific.

    Scott Sperling is Chairman of MGB’s Board of Directors, a Lead Director at Thermo Fisher, and Co-Chief Executive Officer of Thomas H. Lee Partners, L.P. (THL). Marc Casper is a Director on the MGB Board of Directors and Thermo Fisher’s Chairman and CEO; his company biography states that he began his career at Bain & Company and later joined Bain Capital. Between the two, they wield enormous influence at MGB and Thermo Fisher.

    Thermo Fisher does not appear in MGB’s record merely as a vendor; it appears as a research collaborator, the subject of more than $11 million in disclosed product purchases, and the 2025 licensee of MGB-developed ExoTRU technology.

    That sequence does not prove preferential treatment, but it establishes that the selection process, licensing terms, disclosure, and recusals are material questions.

    Thermo Fisher’s public relationship with the Mass General Brigham system is not a new vendor connection; it reaches back to at least 2002, when its predecessor, Thermo Electron, began a formal research collaboration with Partners HealthCare, equipped the Harvard–Partners Proteomics Facility, and placed a scientist in residence. In 2009, Brigham and Women’s Hospital reported more than $11 million in Thermo product payments on Schedule L, and in 2025, MGB — the successor to Partners HealthCare — announced an ExoTRU diagnostic license to Thermo Fisher. Today, MGB’s Biobank Genomics Core still requires certain Thermo TaqMan assays to be available on demand — the public record traces a continuum from research infrastructure to procurement to commercialization.16

    Diane Patrick, a former Co-Managing Partner of Ropes & Gray LLP’s Boston office and the wife of former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick, sits on the MGB Board of Directors. The FY2025 Schedule C for the MGB ERISA Master Trust identifies Ropes & Gray LLP as a legal services provider that was paid $0.23 million. The filing does not specify the depth or scope of the work.17

    Martin “Marty” Walsh deserves attention not principally as a former mayor of Boston, but as a former leader of Laborers’ Local 223 and the Greater Boston Building Trades Council. That background places a construction union leader on a board whose Vice Chair, John Fish, runs Suffolk Construction — the company MGB reported paying $48.96 million for construction in FY2024. The filing does not identify the projects, subcontractors, or union locals involved, but it makes the board’s lack of an identified nurses’ union representative a revealing contrast.18

    MGB’s Twenty-Six Directors

    The current MGB board has twenty-six directors. There are three members who have interested person and vendor relationships: Fish, Kraft, and Ragon; that’s 12% of the board. There are twelve members who have current private equity, venture capital, family office, or investment management roles or current or historical affiliations: Sperling, Atchinson, Casper, Connaughton, Edgerley, Gomez, Kraft, Krantz, Nohria, Roberts, Thorndike, and Vallone.

    That’s 46% of the board. There are two members who have direct leadership roles at Thermo Fisher, an MGB research, procurement, and licensing counterparty: Sperling and Casper; that’s 8% of the board. There is one director who is a former Co-Managing Partner of Ropes & Gray’s Boston office, a legal services provider to the MGB ERISA Master Trust: Patrick; that’s 4% of the board. There is one director who has led a Massachusetts construction union and a union trade group: Walsh; that’s 4% of the board. Because Sperling, Casper, and Kraft each fall into two categories, those relationships encompass sixteen distinct directors — 62% of the board — including the Chairman and the two Vice Chairmen.19

    Here’s the complete Mass General Brigham Board of Directors list…

    • Scott M. Sperling, Chairman
    • Robert G. Atchinson
    • Marc N. Casper
    • John P. Connaughton
    • Paul B. Edgerley
    • John Fish, Vice Chair
    • Benjamin A. Gomez
    • Daphne Haas-Kogan, MD
    • Karen R. Hale
    • David W. Ives
    • Reshma Kewalramani, MD
    • Anne Klibanski, MD
    • Jonathan Kraft, Vice Chair
    • Jason Krantz
    • Carl J. Martignetti
    • Nitin Nohria
    • Nawal M. Nour, MD
    • Diane B. Patrick
    • Phillip T. Ragon
    • Carmichael S. Roberts
    • James D. Taiclet
    • Alexander L. Thorndike
    • Carol Vallone
    • Martin J. Walsh
    • Pratt N. Wiley
    • Anne M. Wilkins

    With the Board of Directors identified, the financial statements reveal the size and composition of the institution that those directors oversee.

    A few questions arise… Does the current board steward the organization with full fiduciary fidelity? If not, are there conflicts? If there are conflicts, have some of them been unnecessarily created by commingling personal and professional silos? The questions may continue to multiply…

    ERISA makes fiduciary duty a legal obligation, not ceremonial language. Anyone entrusted with control over pension assets must place the participants’ interests first. Whoever is unwilling to accept that obligation has no business exercising that control.

    Plan 499: The Master Trust

    For Mass General Brigham employees, the pension plan is of utmost importance. All eligible employees earn an employer-funded retirement benefit throughout their careers. MGB calculates annual pay credits according to each employee’s age and years of service, places those credits into a hypothetical cash balance account, and applies a separate formula that determines each employee’s annual pension growth rate.20

    The Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations — Plan 499 — is a defined benefit pension plan governed by the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 (ERISA), and Plan 499’s FY2024 financial statements say that “the assets of the Plan are pooled and invested in the Master Trust” and report that Plan 499 held a 100% interest in the Master Trust’s net assets as of September 30, 2024. MGB’s FY2025 audit reports $11.586 billion in defined benefit plan assets, while the FY2025 Master Trust filing reports $11.586 billion in net assets — balances that reconcile at the audit’s presentation scale. Plan 499 determines the promises made to employees; the MGB ERISA Master Trust is the investment pool through which the assets of their pension plan are deployed.21

    As of September 30, 2025, MGB reported $11.586 billion in defined benefit pension assets against $9.292 billion in benefit obligations — a funded surplus of $2.294 billion.22

    Those two structures file separate annual Form 5500 reports. Plan 499’s filing describes the benefit program and its participants, while the Master Trust’s filing reports the pooled investments. The separate filings keep those two numbers off the same page; the table below is what puts them where they belong.

    I’ve created a table using data from MGB’s audited financial statements and Plan 499 records over the past ten years. This is the inflection point. This is where a Massachusetts Nurses Association fight turns into a systemwide fight.

    The following table compares the Master Trust’s fiscal-year return ratios with the calendar-year pension growth rates assigned to Plan 499 accounts over the past ten years.


    One Pension Pool. Two Growth Measures.
    Plan 499 Calendar-Year Pension Growth Rate Compared with the MGB ERISA Master Trust Fiscal-Year Return Ratio

    Ending YearPlan 499 Calendar-Year Pension Growth RateMaster Trust Fiscal-Year Return RatioMaster Trust – Plan 499 Spread
    2016+5.00%+8.68%+3.68%
    2017+5.00%+15.05%+10.05%
    2018+5.00%+7.00%+2.00%
    2019+5.00%+3.88%−1.12%
    2020+5.00%+11.97%+6.97%
    2021+5.00%+29.03%+24.03%
    2022+5.00%−14.67%−19.67%
    2023+5.00%+8.78%+3.78%
    2024+6.44%+17.08%+10.64%
    2025+5.04%+14.78%+9.74%
    10-Year Average+5.15%+10.16%+5.01%
    $100 Compounding Illustration (FY2016–FY2025)$165.19$250.46≈ $85.28 difference
    $4.33 Billion Asset-Scale Illustration (FY2016–FY2025)$7.16 billion$10.85 billion≈ $3.69 billion difference
    Methodology: Plan 499 pension growth rates are calendar-year interest credit rates based on the preceding September’s one-year Treasury bill rate. The Master Trust return ratio equals the actual return on defined benefit pension plan assets divided by their beginning fair value for each fiscal year ending September 30. MGB states that those assets are aggregated in one Master Trust and managed as one asset pool. The annual spread subtracts the Plan 499 pension growth rate from the Master Trust return ratio for the same ending year. The 10-year row reports arithmetic averages, while the two illustration rows compound the listed annual rates from FY2016 through FY2025. The $100 row starts at $100; the asset-scale row starts with the Master Trust’s $4.33 billion in FY2016 opening assets. The limitations are concrete: neither illustration accounts for contributions, withdrawals, benefit payments, or other cash flows; neither represents actual asset values or benefits owed to any participant; and the calculations use unrounded figures that may create small displayed differences.23

    The table exposes MGB’s financial design: nearly $3.69 billion of illustrated upside separates the Master Trust’s compounded return path from the pension growth assigned to Plan 499 accounts.

    MGB uses Plan 499’s pension assets to pursue higher returns through higher-risk investments inside the Master Trust while limiting employee accounts to a bounded formula based on Treasury bills. When the Master Trust return exceeds the annual pension growth rate assigned to employees, the additional growth remains in the Master Trust. The unbalanced growth is not being proportionately added to employee accounts, even though their promised retirement benefits are the reason the $11.6 billion investment pool exists.

    In practical terms, MGB has structured the MGB ERISA Master Trust to pursue returns that can far exceed the annual pension growth rate assigned to Plan 499 employee accounts.

    The One-Year Treasury Bill Formula

    MGB’s public-facing description is incomplete. The company’s careers page advertises that employee accounts earn interest guaranteed to be at least 5%, but it does not identify that minimum as the floor of a bounded formula; it omits the 12% cap and the one-year Treasury bill formula. Employees do not receive the Master Trust return.

    Plan 499 calls the annual growth applied to each hypothetical employee account an “interest credit.” In this context, credit has nothing to do with borrowing money or using a credit card; it is an accounting entry that increases the employee’s pension balance. A credit card — or, more formally, a credit account — extends borrowed purchasing power to a qualified holder, whereas a pension interest credit is an accounting increase applied to a qualified employee’s hypothetical pension balance.

    MGB calculates the annual pension growth rate using the following formula:


    Interest Credit=min(12%,max(5%,T+1%))\text{Interest Credit}=\min\left(12\%,\max\left(5\%,T+1\%\right)\right)

    T = the one-year Treasury bill rate for September of the previous year.

    In plain language:

    1. We take the one-year Treasury bill rate for September of the previous year.
    2. We add one percentage point.
    3. If the result is below 5%, we raise it to the 5% floor.
    4. If the result falls between 5% and 12%, we use it as calculated.
    5. If the result is above 12%, we reduce it to the 12% cap.
    • Below the Floor: If the prior September’s one-year Treasury bill rate is 2.5%, MGB adds 1%, producing 3.5%. The 5% floor raises the employee’s interest credit to 5%.
    • Exactly at the Midpoint: If the Treasury bill rate is 7.5%, MGB adds 1%, producing an 8.5% interest credit — exactly halfway between the 5% floor and the 12% cap.
    • Above the Cap: If the Treasury bill rate is 12.5%, MGB adds 1%, producing 13.5%. The 12% cap reduces the employee’s interest credit to 12%.24

    The WTW Comparison

    A point of order…

    The Master Trust states its assets on two surfaces: Schedule H, Part I reports the top-level totals, while Page 126 — the Schedule H, Line 4i attachment — itemizes the holdings reported by issuer and vehicle. This examination uses Page 126’s itemized total when calculating its line-item percentages. Part I reports total assets roughly $140 million higher, and the public filing does not explain that reconciliation difference; partnership and joint venture interests represent 80.0% of Page 126’s itemized current value and 79.0% of Part I total assets.



    Page 126 of the FY2025 Form 5500 classifies 80% of its itemized current value as partnership and joint venture interests. By contrast, the annual pension growth rate assigned to employees comes from a bounded formula based on one-year Treasury bills. Only 2.2% of Page 126’s itemized current value is tied to U.S. government securities; partnership and joint venture interests outweigh those securities by more than 36 to 1.25

    The systemic risk tied to the private equity and other leveraged, illiquid strategies held through many partnership and joint venture vehicles dwarfs the systemic risk tied to one-year Treasury bills. At the macroeconomic level, their systemic risk profiles operate in opposite directions: one-year Treasury bills function as shock absorbers, while illiquid alternative investments using high leverage can function as shock amplifiers. When the financial system begins to collapse, money runs toward one-year Treasury bills, while contagion can spread through leveraged and illiquid alternatives.

    In other words, the Master Trust is making bets that should never be tied to an employee pension plan at the rate those bets are being made. Willis Towers Watson (WTW), the actuary for Plan 499, published “2023 Asset Allocations in Fortune 1000 Pension Plans,” which examined 418 Fortune 1000 defined benefit sponsors. WTW divides pension assets among four broad classifications: cash, public equity, debt, and alternatives; this analysis applies those classifications to Page 126’s reported line items exactly as MGB filed them; it does not look through or reclassify the investment vehicles.

    WTW and its predecessor firms have served as the plan’s actuary since before 2014 — a relationship MGB itself acknowledged in a 2020 federal court filing. Plan 499’s FY2024 Schedule C reports $434,428 in direct actuarial compensation paid to WTW. A WTW-enrolled actuary signed Plan 499’s FY2025 Schedule SB. That schedule reports the plan’s actuarial value of assets, funding target, target normal cost, funded percentage, and minimum required contribution and requires certification by an enrolled actuary. WTW is not an outside commentator on this pension structure; it is the paid actuarial firm whose enrolled actuary signed the plan’s federal funding schedule after the firm had served as plan actuary for more than a decade.26

    WTW’s study found that alternative investments averaged 10.3% across Fortune 1000 plans, 13.2% among larger plans, and 17.9% on an asset-weighted basis. Page 126 reports $949.4 million — 8.3% of its itemized current value — in the line items corresponding to WTW’s cash, public equity, and debt classifications: interest-bearing cash, U.S. government securities, corporate debt, corporate stock, and mortgage loans. The remaining three reported line items — partnership and joint venture interests, common and collective trusts, and registered investment companies (RICs) — total $10.50 billion, or 91.7%. Under WTW’s classifications applied to Page 126, 91.7% is the Master Trust’s alternative allocation. Those partnership and joint venture interests alone account for almost 80% of Page 126’s itemized current value.

    As Plan 499’s paid actuary, has WTW warned MGB that the Master Trust’s alternative allocation, measured from Page 126’s reported line items under WTW’s classifications, is between 5.1 and 8.9 times every benchmark presented in WTW’s own study — and that partnership and joint venture interests constitute almost four-fifths of Page 126’s itemized current value?

    WTW’s Reported Benchmarks:

    Overall Alternative Allocation Under WTW’s Classifications Applied to Page 126 — 91.7%

    • Fortune 1000 Average: 91.7% versus 10.3% — 790.3% higher, or 8.9× (81.4 ÷ 10.3 × 100 = 790.3%).
    • Large-Plan Average: 91.7% versus 13.2% — 594.7% higher, or 6.9× (78.5 ÷ 13.2 × 100 = 594.7%).
    • Asset-Weighted Allocation: 91.7% versus 17.9% — 412.3% higher, or 5.1× (73.8 ÷ 17.9 × 100 = 412.3%).

    Partnership and Joint Venture Interests Alone — 80.0%

    • Fortune 1000 Average: 80.0% versus 10.3% — 676.7% higher, or 7.8× (69.7 ÷ 10.3 × 100 = 676.7%).
    • Large-Plan Average: 80.0% versus 13.2% — 506.1% higher, or 6.1× (66.8 ÷ 13.2 × 100 = 506.1%).
    • Asset-Weighted Allocation: 80.0% versus 17.9% — 346.9% higher, or 4.5× (62.1 ÷ 17.9 × 100 = 346.9%).27

    The differences are eye-popping.

    Jeff Levin-Scherz is a WTW managing director and its North American Population Health Leader, advising large employers on health benefits strategy. Earlier in his career, he served as chief medical officer of Partners Community HealthCare. The WTW–MGB history therefore includes more than the actuarial engagement: one of WTW’s senior health benefits executives previously occupied a leadership position inside the Partners system. This is not an indictment of Levin-Scherz. In the past few days, I’ve come across hundreds of names that seem to circle around Mass General Brigham at a high level; its directors, current and former executives, investment managers, advisers, vendors, and donors form a remarkably tight institutional orbit in which the same people and firms keep reappearing in different roles.28

    When we think of personal retirement plans, we may think of steady investments with low to medium risk that aim to meet or beat a benchmark like the S&P 500. As part of those personal retirement plans, we may think of indexed annuities. Those annuity accounts can protect owners from the market’s worst losses while limiting participation during its strongest gains. Such contracts can use an interest crediting formula to determine the annual increase: a floor establishes the minimum credited rate, while a cap establishes the maximum. When we think of personal retirement accounts, we do not usually think of private equity, hedge funds, and partnership and joint venture interests consuming four-fifths of the investment pool; we certainly do not expect those investments to generate returns for the pension fund while our own accounts remain bound to a Treasury bill formula with a fixed floor and cap.

    MGB’s structure raises a brutal question: when the Master Trust earns more than the annual pension growth rate assigned to employee accounts, who ultimately benefits from the resulting pension spread?

    As the table illustrates, applying the two compounded growth paths to the Master Trust’s FY2016 opening assets produces a ten-year difference of $3.69 billion — the equivalent of $60,900 per active Plan 499 participant. That figure is not an accounting of benefits owed to individual employees under the terms of Plan 499. The underlying divide is real: employees receive the pension growth rate established by MGB’s bounded formula, not a proportionate share of the Master Trust’s investment returns.29

    Plan 499 participants’ hypothetical balances receive 100% of their annual interest credits through a bounded formula based on one-year Treasury bills. By contrast, only 2.2% of Page 126’s itemized current value is invested in U.S. government securities, while three reported line items — partnership and joint venture interests, common and collective trusts, and registered investment companies (RICs) — account for 91.7% of that itemized current value. That divergence makes the Master Trust’s governing duties impossible to separate from its investment strategy.

    Asset Liability Matching

    The Legal Framework

    I’m about to get into some technical ideas, and it’s going to be boring, but it’s essential reading. The underlying legal tenets of pension plan governance, administration, fiduciary duties, investment oversight, prohibited transactions, reporting, and enforcement determine what MGB may do with the Master Trust; they are the rules against which every allocation, relationship, and unanswered question must be measured. Once those rules are understood, the Master Trust’s investment structure can be appropriately judged against the law.

    ERISA establishes federal rules for most private-sector pension and retirement plans and many employer-sponsored health, disability, and life benefit plans; its requirements govern plan sponsors, administrators, and fiduciaries; service providers can also fall within its disclosure, prohibited transaction, and fiduciary rules depending on their functions and relationships to a plan.

    ERISA protects plan participants through a federal framework administered by more than one agency. The Department of Labor’s Employee Benefits Security Administration (EBSA) administers and enforces Title I’s fiduciary, reporting, and disclosure provisions; the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation (PBGC) have separate responsibilities under other provisions. Martin “Marty” Walsh, a current director on the MGB Board of Directors and Executive Director of the National Hockey League Players’ Association (NHLPA), was the 29th U.S. Secretary of Labor.

    Because they are plan assets, those allocations sit directly within ERISA’s fiduciary framework and the principles underlying Asset Liability Matching (ALM). ERISA’s prudence and diversification duties require pension fiduciaries to evaluate a portfolio in relation to the plan’s obligations, including its liquidity, anticipated cash flow needs, and funding objectives — not simply by its potential returns. ALM is one financial discipline that can put those protections into practice; ERISA does not mandate a particular ALM or Liability Driven Investment (LDI) model.

    Asset Liability Matching (ALM) is a risk management strategy focused on coordinating an institution’s investment assets with its future payment obligations. Under a total return mandate, the primary objective is earning investment returns within stated risk limits. Under ALM, asset choices are evaluated against the timing and sensitivity of the liabilities, with the goal of protecting funded status and improving the likelihood that sufficient assets will be available as those liabilities fall due.

    In pension and retirement plan management, ALM addresses the core challenge of mismatched timing and sensitivity between assets and liabilities; if a plan has a large benefit payment due in ten years, a portfolio dominated by volatile or illiquid investments whose cash flows do not align with that obligation creates a mismatch that can contribute to a funding shortfall.

    All pension managers can use several ALM methods to reduce mismatch risk; three common techniques follow.

    Primary ALM Techniques

    Cash Flow Matching: Dedicated Portfolios

    This is the most direct matching approach: the portfolio manager selects zero-coupon bonds or high-quality fixed-income securities whose maturity dates and coupon payments exactly coincide with the projected pension payout schedule. If the plan owes retirees $10 million in November of a given year, the manager structures a bond ladder so that exactly $10 million in principal and interest matures in that same month. Exact matching sharply reduces timing and reinvestment risk, but it does not eliminate default risk or prevent market values from moving before maturity.

    Duration Matching Through Portfolio Immunization

    When matching exact cash flows is too expensive or impractical, managers turn to duration matching. Under that approach, duration measures a portfolio’s sensitivity to changes in interest rates. Because pension liabilities resemble long-duration bond obligations, falling discount rates increase the present value of future benefits and threaten the plan’s funded status. By building an asset portfolio with approximately the same interest rate sensitivity as its liabilities, managers can reduce volatility in funded status when rates move modestly. Even then, the protection depends on assumptions about the yield curve and convexity, and the portfolio must be rebalanced as time passes and market conditions change.

    Contingent Immunization Strategy

    This is a hybrid strategy used to capture higher returns while maintaining a safety net. The manager actively manages the portfolio as long as the plan maintains a predetermined surplus (a “safety margin”). If market downturns or interest rate shifts cause the surplus to shrink to a critical trigger point, predetermined rules call for shifting the portfolio toward an immunized strategy designed to preserve enough value to meet the liabilities.

    The ALM Principle

    These techniques align return-seeking with the timing and amount of promised benefit payments.30

    The Risks Inside the Allocation

    Out of Page 126’s itemized current value of approximately $11.45 billion, a staggering $9.16 billion — roughly 80% — is reported as partnership and joint venture interests. When grouped with common and collective trusts — $666.9 million — and registered investment companies — $675 million — those three reported line items account for 91.7% of the itemized total under WTW’s classifications applied to Page 126. The sharper risk facts inside that allocation are the $9.16 billion partnership and joint venture line, MGB’s audited 32.9% private equity allocation, and $1.243 billion in unfunded defined benefit commitments.

    Because the MGB ERISA Master Trust reports an exceptionally large concentration in partnership and joint venture interests, several critical operational, legal, and financial issues arise.

    The Valuation Problem

    Unlike public equities or government bonds, many private partnership and joint venture interests do not have daily, publicly quoted market prices. MGB’s audited statements report that $10.219 billion in defined benefit assets held through private partnerships and commingled funds was measured using net asset value (NAV) as a practical expedient; for the plan sponsor, this introduces intense valuation scrutiny. Those plan fiduciaries remain responsible for ensuring that the reported values are determined prudently, while the annual audit must obtain sufficient evidence supporting those values; the public filing does not reveal the depth of any look-through testing performed on the underlying partnerships.

    Liquidity and Cash Flow Mismatches

    Many private partnerships are illiquid and can restrict an investor’s ability to withdraw capital on demand; in a pension plan, those restrictions directly affect Asset Liability Matching (ALM) strategies. If benefit payments rise unexpectedly, the plan may be unable to liquidate private fund interests quickly without accepting secondary market discounts. Consequently, the plan must maintain enough liquid assets and dependable distributions to meet immediate obligations.

    The ERISA Prudent Man Standard

    Under ERISA Section 404, plan fiduciaries are legally required to diversify plan investments to minimize the risk of large losses unless, under the circumstances, it is clearly prudent not to do so. A reporting of approximately 80% of Page 126’s itemized current value as partnership and joint venture interests makes the underlying diversification, liquidity, leverage, valuation, and manager exposures essential to any prudence analysis. MGB’s fiduciaries must therefore be able to document the process used to evaluate those risks, the plan’s cash flow needs, and the diversification within and across the underlying strategies.30

    The Missing Policy

    MGB’s audited financial statements define the Master Trust’s objective as achieving “the highest reasonable total return” after considering plan liabilities, funding status, projected cash flows, market assumptions, and MGB’s ability and willingness to incur market risk. They separately state that the Investment Committee of MGB’s Board of Directors oversees pension assets and seeks incremental returns through external manager selection and asset allocation within allowable ranges. I have not found the Investment Policy Statement (IPS) defining those ranges or any Asset Liability Matching (ALM) or Liability Driven Investment (LDI) framework governing the Master Trust. Whether MGB has conducted a formal ALM study or operates an LDI program cannot be ascertained from the public record. Without those documents, the public cannot compare the Master Trust’s allocation with the policy governing it or determine how that policy accounts for Plan 499’s liabilities.31

    ERISA’s Measuring Stick

    The Responsible Actors

    The inquiry therefore begins by identifying the responsible actors. Section 3 defines fiduciaries, administrators, service providers, employers, and other parties connected to transactions involving plan assets. ERISA uses those definitions to establish the legal cast of characters for everything that follows.

    ERISA Section 3: Definitions

    ERISA defines the actors governed by its fiduciary and prohibited transaction rules.

    • Fiduciary (Section 3(21)(A)): “a person is a fiduciary with respect to a plan to the extent (i) he exercises any discretionary authority or discretionary control respecting management of such plan or exercises any authority or control respecting management or disposition of its assets, (ii) he renders investment advice for a fee or other compensation, direct or indirect, with respect to any moneys or other property of such plan, or has any authority or responsibility to do so, or (iii) he has any discretionary authority or discretionary responsibility in the administration of such plan”.
    • Plan Fiduciaries and Officials as Parties in Interest (Section 3(14)(A)): “any fiduciary (including, but not limited to, any administrator, officer, trustee, or custodian), counsel, or employee of such employee benefit plan”.
    • Service Providers as Parties in Interest (Section 3(14)(B)): “a person providing services to such plan”.
    • The Employer as a Party in Interest (Section 3(14)(C)): “an employer any of whose employees are covered by such plan”.
    • Specified Officials as Parties in Interest (Section 3(14)(H)): “an employee, officer, director (or an individual having powers or responsibilities similar to those of officers or directors), or a 10 percent or more shareholder directly or indirectly, of a person described in subparagraph (B), (C), (D), (E), or (G), or of the employee benefit plan”.

    Section 3 establishes that ERISA responsibility follows function, not merely title. ERISA assigns fiduciary status through authority or control over the plan or its assets, compensated investment advice, or administrative responsibility; it separately places the employer, plan insiders, and service providers within its broad definition of a party in interest. Section 3, therefore, identifies the people and organizations whose authority, relationships, and transactions must be examined throughout the Master Trust.

    ERISA Section 402: Establishment of Plan

    Section 402 establishes the written governance structure of an employee benefit plan.

    • Written Instrument and Named Fiduciaries (Section 402(a)(1)): “Every employee benefit plan shall be established and maintained pursuant to a written instrument. Such instrument shall provide for one or more named fiduciaries who jointly or severally shall have authority to control and manage the operation and administration of the plan.”
    • Funding Policy (Section 402(b)(1)): Every plan must “provide a procedure for establishing and carrying out a funding policy and method consistent with the objectives of the plan and the requirements of this subchapter.”
    • Allocation of Responsibilities (Section 402(b)(2)): Every plan must “describe any procedure under the plan for the allocation of responsibilities for the operation and administration of the plan.”

    Section 402 makes that authority traceable. MGB’s governing documents must identify the named fiduciaries, provide the procedure for establishing and carrying out the funding policy, and describe the procedure for allocating responsibility for operating and administering the plan. MGB’s governing documents should also identify the decision-makers responsible for setting the Master Trust’s investment policy, selecting and monitoring its managers, and maintaining ERISA compliance.

    ERISA Section 403: Establishment of Trust

    ERISA Section 403 governs the trust that holds pension plan assets and establishes the purposes those assets may serve.

    • Trust Requirement and Trustee Authority (Section 403(a)): “Except as provided in subsection (b), all assets of an employee benefit plan shall be held in trust by one or more trustees. Such trustee or trustees shall be either named in the trust instrument or in the plan instrument described in section 1102(a) of this title or appointed by a person who is a named fiduciary, and upon acceptance of being named or appointed, the trustee or trustees shall have exclusive authority and discretion to manage and control the assets of the plan,” subject to the following two provisions.
    • Directions From a Named Fiduciary (Section 403(a)(1)): Trustees may be “subject to proper directions of such fiduciary which are made in accordance with the terms of the plan and which are not contrary to this chapter.”
    • Delegation to Investment Managers (Section 403(a)(2)): “authority to manage, acquire, or dispose of assets of the plan” may be delegated to one or more investment managers under Section 402(c)(3).
    • Exclusive-Purpose and Anti-Inurement Rule (Section 403(c)(1)): “the assets of a plan shall never inure to the benefit of any employer and shall be held for the exclusive purposes of providing benefits to participants in the plan and their beneficiaries and defraying reasonable expenses of administering the plan”.

    Section 403 establishes a boundary: pension plan assets cannot be treated as MGB’s corporate capital or deployed for the purpose of advancing MGB’s separate institutional interests. That distinction sharpens the question surrounding MGB’s investment relationships: not merely whether the Master Trust earned more than employee accounts received, but whether any investment decision, manager relationship, or transaction caused pension assets to serve MGB’s separate interests. MGB’s investment map matters because any connection between Master Trust assets and MGB’s separate institutional interests must be measured against that boundary.

    ERISA Section 404: Fiduciary Duties

    Section 404 requires a fiduciary to discharge its duties “solely in the interest of the participants and beneficiaries” and establishes five responsibilities:

    • Providing Benefits (Section 404(a)(1)(A)(i)): “providing benefits to participants and their beneficiaries”.
    • Reasonable Expenses (Section 404(a)(1)(A)(ii)): “defraying reasonable expenses of administering the plan”.
    • Prudence (Section 404(a)(1)(B)): Acting “with the care, skill, prudence, and diligence under the circumstances then prevailing that a prudent man acting in a like capacity and familiar with such matters would use in the conduct of an enterprise of a like character and with like aims.”
    • Diversification (Section 404(a)(1)(C)): Acting “by diversifying the investments of the plan so as to minimize the risk of large losses, unless under the circumstances it is clearly prudent not to do so.”
    • Plan Documents (Section 404(a)(1)(D)): Acting “in accordance with the documents and instruments governing the plan insofar as such documents and instruments are consistent with the provisions of this subchapter and subchapter III.”

    Section 404 prevents MGB from establishing prudence through investment performance alone. MGB’s fiduciaries must act solely for participants, follow a prudent process, diversify against large losses, obey the governing documents, and monitor the investments they retain. MGB cannot cure an imprudent process or disloyal purpose merely by earning a profit.

    ERISA Section 406(a): Transactions Between a Plan and a Party in Interest

    The provisions of Section 406(a) most relevant to this inquiry state that a fiduciary shall not cause a plan to enter a transaction if the fiduciary “knows or should know” that the transaction constitutes a direct or indirect:

    • Section 406(a)(1)(A): “sale or exchange, or leasing, of any property between the plan and a party in interest”.
    • Section 406(a)(1)(C): “furnishing of goods, services, or facilities between the plan and a party in interest”.
    • Section 406(a)(1)(D): “transfer to, or use by or for the benefit of a party in interest, of any assets of the plan”.

    The Master Trust’s manager relationships belong inside that inquiry.

    ERISA Section 406(b): Transactions Between a Plan and a Fiduciary

    Section 406(b) separately provides that a fiduciary shall not:

    • Section 406(b)(1): “deal with the assets of the plan in his own interest or for his own account”.
    • Section 406(b)(2): “in his individual or in any other capacity act in any transaction involving the plan on behalf of a party (or represent a party) whose interests are adverse to the interests of the plan or the interests of its participants or beneficiaries”.
    • Section 406(b)(3): “receive any consideration for his own personal account from any party dealing with such plan in connection with a transaction involving the assets of the plan”.

    Section 406 draws two related boundaries. Section 406(a) governs transactions between the plan and the broad category of parties in interest. Section 406(b) governs fiduciaries using their authority for themselves, representing adverse interests, or receiving personal consideration.

    Section 408 provides exemptions for certain transactions otherwise prohibited by Section 406, including necessary services furnished under reasonable arrangements for no more than reasonable compensation. Those exemptions do not erase Section 404’s fiduciary duties, and the ordinary service provider exemption under Section 408(b)(2) does not protect against fiduciary self-dealing prohibited by Section 406(b). For any transaction that Section 406 otherwise prohibits, MGB must therefore identify the applicable exemption and demonstrate that every condition was satisfied.

    MGB’s ERISA obligations therefore converge on the MGB ERISA Master Trust. MGB must identify the responsible fiduciaries and parties in interest, demonstrate a prudent process governed exclusively by participant interests, and account for every direct or indirect transaction involving pension assets. If any Master Trust allocation, manager relationship, or transaction caused pension assets to serve MGB or another party in interest, the legal question extends beyond an unusual investment strategy to a potential violation of ERISA’s trust, fiduciary duty, and prohibited transaction provisions.32

    Enforcement in Boston

    As we continue, I want to remind you that the name of the Master Trust is “MGB ERISA Master Trust,” which comes directly from the first page of its FY2025 federal Form 5500. MGB does not bury ERISA in a footnote; the law appears inside the Master Trust’s formal name. ERISA provides the measuring stick for every Master Trust transaction.

    A measuring stick implies a firm and unwavering hand. For ERISA, that hand has a name — the Employee Benefits Security Administration (EBSA), the arm of the U.S. Department of Labor that enforces ERISA’s Title I protections. EBSA sorts what it finds into two piles, and it is worth understanding each pile.

    The civil side of enforcement does not depend on any one participant filing a complaint: ERISA authorizes investigation of actual or potential violations, and a participant complaint is one route by which information can reach EBSA. If an investigation reveals a civil violation, EBSA seeks correction and promotes voluntary compliance whenever possible. When voluntary compliance is not achieved, EBSA may send a litigation recommendation to the Solicitor of Labor. The remedies are not gentle: through voluntary compliance, settlement, or litigation, the Department can seek restoration of plan losses, disgorgement of improper profits, reversal of prohibited transactions, removal of fiduciaries, and injunctions barring individuals from future fiduciary service. I’m not able to prove any case because I don’t have the power of subpoena, but the facts established here ask the Department to look.

    The criminal side of enforcement raises the stakes because EBSA investigates ERISA’s criminal provisions and Title 18 offenses involving employee benefit plans. EBSA investigators contact the appropriate United States Attorney’s Office early in a criminal investigation, and U.S. Attorneys’ Offices handle any resulting prosecution. Those investigations have put plan officials, corporate officers, and service providers under indictment. I want to be precise: I don’t know that any of MGB’s actions have been criminal, but the machinery needed to investigate that possibility exists; whether the federal government moves is neither mine to forecast nor the point.

    The part that matters for the ninety thousand people whose retirement rides on the Master Trust is this: none of it lives only in Washington, D.C., and none of it runs on any one person’s political post. The office serving New England participants sits in Boston — EBSA is located in the JFK Federal Building on Sudbury Street, right across the street from District A-1 of the Boston Police Department. EBSA investigators and auditors conduct the agency’s investigations, the Office of the Solicitor of Labor has primary responsibility for civil ERISA litigation, and U.S. Attorneys’ offices handle criminal prosecutions. Any participant can call the Department at (866) 444-3272 or contact the Boston Regional Office about an ERISA pension plan. Those routes remain available no matter who sits on MGB’s Board of Directors.33

    The Boardroom Without a Nurse

    The questions I am left with are not rhetorical, and they are not only my questions. They should be the questions of everyone who’s ever been a participant in a pension or retirement plan. They are also the questions an EBSA examiner could put to this structure, each one measured against a duty ERISA already names:

    • What prudent, documented process produced an 80% concentration in Page 126’s partnership and joint venture line while MGB’s audited statements report 32.9% in private equity and $1.243 billion in unfunded commitments — and where is the analysis that justified it under Section 404?
    • Who are the named fiduciaries actually exercising authority over the Master Trust, and what conflict and recusal controls apply when their own financial interests enter the room?
    • Did MGB apply its own conflict policy — the competitive proposals, the recusals, the written fair-and-reasonable determinations — to the Master Trust’s manager selections and renewals, and if it did, why is none of it public?
    • When a manager whose funds the Master Trust holds also has ties to a director, an MGB fund, or an MGB licensee, which body reviewed that overlap? Who recused, and where is the record showing how Section 406 and MGB’s own policy were satisfied?
    • Whose interests did each of those decisions finally serve — the participants the laws name, or the institution that selected the managers and controlled separate investment and licensing programs?

    I go back, finally, to the boardroom above these decisions.

    I count all twenty-six chairs. The board found room for a large bloc of finance professionals — including five directors tied through current public records to four manager platforms representing $928.6 million of Master Trust assets — room for a former First Lady of the Commonwealth who was a partner at one of the state’s most powerful law firms, room for captains of industry and a full measure of prestige. That board found room for exactly one voice that’s been attached to organized labor, but it found no room for a nurse from the Massachusetts Nurses Association.

    That one labor voice is worth naming because he’s the hinge that encompasses this issue. Martin “Marty” Walsh sits on this board — a former mayor of Boston, and before that a Laborers’ Union Local 223 President and later the General Agent of the Boston Building Trades Council. He was also the 29th Secretary of Labor of the United States. From 2021 to 2023, he ran the department that houses EBSA, the office I just spent time describing; he led the department responsible for enforcing ERISA’s Title I protections. If we do the math, MGB’s board — above the committee that oversees its ERISA pension assets — found a chair for the man who recently ran ERISA’s enforcer and represented construction labor, while its Vice Chair’s construction company received the largest interested person payment reported on MGB’s FY2024 Form 990; it found no chair at all for the nurses whose retirement assets the Master Trust supports. I will not tell you what that arrangement means. I will only ask why a board facing these questions is built to look like an answer to them.34

    I opened this piece by telling you that my partner — I generally refer to her as my wife these days — has saved me from certain death. I meant it literally: she kept me alive while I was abusing alcohol, and her tough love helped me to finally quit that addiction more than ten years ago. So when I traced the pension pool supporting her retirement benefit and found it run this way — four-fifths of Page 126’s itemized current value is reported as partnership and joint venture interests while her own pension growth is pinned to a formula based on Treasury bills — the reading stopped being a project. My wife is an award-winning neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) nurse at Brigham and Women’s, and she is one of the ninety thousand participants and beneficiaries of Plan 499. Every single question I’ve asked is, in the end, one question about whether the retirement she has earned will be there when she reaches the end of her career.

    The nurses outside Brigham and Women’s Hospital (BWH) carried signs decrying working conditions while demanding competitive wages, affordable health insurance, and greater investment in permanent staffing. Those signs were raised far away from the office building where a pool of money with their names on it is overseen by a board with room for everyone but them. That pool is governed by a law written into its own title, and the law is enforced by an office reached by a direct Green Line ride from Brigham Circle Station to Government Center Station. So, I’m asking all Mass General Brigham employees to reach out to the Boston office of the U.S. Department of Labor’s Employee Benefits Security Administration. My wife is only one nurse among more than ninety thousand participants and beneficiaries who rely on Plan 499’s continued solvency and on the assets held in the MGB ERISA Master Trust to support the plan’s promised benefits, and every one of them deserves an answer.35

    1. Massachusetts Nurses Association, Brigham Nurses Return to Patients Following Historic Strike and Lockout, July 13th, 2026; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Nursing Union Updates; Jonathan Bowen, Kate Higgins’ Keynote at the 2015 Brigham and Women’s Partners in Excellence Awards, January 13th, 2015; Brigham Bulletin, 19th Annual Partners in Excellence Awards at BWH, February 5th, 2015; Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority, Green Line E schedule. The MNA describes a one-day strike followed by a four-day employer lockout and identifies the nurses’ demands as competitive wages, affordable health insurance, and greater investment in permanent nurses. BWH’s page presents the hospital’s account of the work stoppage and bargaining. The award records identify Kate Higgins as a Brigham NICU nurse and Partners in Excellence speaker or honoree. The Green Line E serves both Brigham Circle and Government Center without a transfer; temporary service changes may affect any particular trip. ↩︎
    2. Massachusetts Nurses Association, Brigham Nurses Return to Patients Following Historic Strike and Lockout, July 13th, 2026; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Nursing Union Updates; Jonathan Bowen, Kate Higgins’ Keynote at the 2015 Brigham and Women’s Partners in Excellence Awards, January 13th, 2015; Brigham Bulletin, 19th Annual Partners in Excellence Awards at BWH, February 5th, 2015; Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority, Green Line E schedule. The MNA describes a one-day strike followed by a four-day employer lockout and identifies the nurses’ demands as competitive wages, affordable health insurance, and greater investment in permanent nurses. BWH’s page presents the hospital’s account of the work stoppage and bargaining. The award records identify Kate Higgins as a Brigham NICU nurse and Partners in Excellence speaker or honoree. The Green Line E serves both Brigham Circle and Government Center without a transfer; temporary service changes may affect any particular trip. ↩︎
    3. Mass General Brigham, Anne Klibanski, Chris Coburn, and Mass General Brigham Ventures — About. MGB describes itself as Massachusetts’s largest private employer, with approximately 85,000 employees and $22 billion in annual revenue. Its official biographies say that its innovation platform has helped create more than 300 companies, employs a 140-person business-development group, and includes a venture fund approaching $500 million. The Ventures page separately describes more than $450 million in capital from internal and external sources and an investment strategy centered on intellectual property created within MGB’s research community. Those figures describe institutional scale and commercialization activity; they do not establish that the ERISA Master Trust financed any particular MGB-created company. ↩︎
    4. Mass General Brigham, Contact Us, Working at the Assembly Row Campus, Locations, Mass General Brigham Healthcare Center in Portsmouth, Wentworth-Douglass Hospital, and Spaulding Rehabilitation Center. Spaulding Rehabilitation, Spaulding Outpatient Center at Kent Hospital | East Greenwich. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for Fiscal Years 2025 and 2024, Note 13, “Leases,” 32–35. MGB’s current contact page identifies its corporate headquarters as the Prudential Center in Boston. Its Assembly Row page describes an 800,000-square-foot campus in Somerville. MGB’s location records identify facilities in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and South Berwick, Maine, while Spaulding, an MGB member, identifies an outpatient center at Kent Hospital in East Greenwich, Rhode Island. For FY2025, Note 13 reports $872.2 million in lease assets across its operating and finance categories and $321.9 million in total lease expense. Together, these records document MGB’s real estate and clinical presence across Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, and Rhode Island. They do not identify the ownership or lease status of every individual site. ↩︎
    5. Mass General Brigham, Anne Klibanski, Chris Coburn, and Mass General Brigham Ventures — About. MGB describes itself as Massachusetts’s largest private employer, with approximately 85,000 employees and $22 billion in annual revenue. Its official biographies say that its innovation platform has helped create more than 300 companies, employs a 140-person business-development group, and includes a venture fund approaching $500 million. The Ventures page separately describes more than $450 million in capital from internal and external sources and an investment strategy centered on intellectual property created within MGB’s research community. Those figures describe institutional scale and commercialization activity; they do not establish that the ERISA Master Trust financed any particular MGB-created company. ↩︎
    6. U.S. Department of Labor, Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026; Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024. The Form 5500 identifies Plan 499 as the Consolidated Cash Balance Program, reports 96,507 participants and beneficiaries at the end of the plan year, and reports 62,951 active participants. MGB’s audited statements report $11.586 billion in defined benefit pension assets, $9.292 billion in benefit obligations, and a $2.294 billion funded surplus as of September 30th, 2025. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Cash Balance Program Summary Plan Description; Mass General Brigham, Benefits; U.S. Department of Labor, Cash Balance Pension Plans. The summary plan description states that the annual interest-crediting rate generally equals the one-year Treasury bill rate for September of the preceding calendar year plus one percentage point and that the rate will never be less than 5% or more than 12%. MGB’s public benefits page describes a guaranteed minimum annual interest credit of 5% but does not state the Treasury bill formula or the 12% cap. ↩︎
    7. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026. The filing identifies the trust by its formal name, reports its financial information and service providers, and includes the Schedule H, Line 4i attachment itemizing its year-end assets. The filing reports positions by issuer or vehicle; it does not provide a complete look-through into every pooled fund or disclose the decision process behind each manager selection. ↩︎
    8. Mass General Brigham Incorporated, Form 990 for fiscal year 2024, Schedule L and Schedule O; Internal Revenue Service, Instructions for Schedule L (Form 990). MGB’s filing identifies business transactions involving interested persons tied to John Fish, Jonathan Kraft, and Phillip Ragon. The reported payments were $48.96 million to Suffolk Construction for construction services, $8.21 million to NPP Development for a lease, $1.50 million to NPS LLC for marketing, and $0.71 million to InterSystems for products and services, totaling $59.38 million. Schedule O describes MGB’s conflict process, including disclosure, complete recusal, consideration of disinterested competitive proposals when appropriate, written fair-and-reasonable findings, and independent review of particularly significant conflicts. Schedule L reports relationships and transactions; it does not itself determine that a transaction was improper. ↩︎
    9. Suffolk Construction, John Fish; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, A Historic Gift for Caregivers; Partners HealthCare and Mass General Brigham Forms 990 for fiscal years 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024. Fish’s official biography identifies him as Suffolk’s Chairman and CEO and an MGB Vice Chairman. The reconciled public filings report $469,719,826 in payments to Suffolk across the eleven listed fiscal years; the series combines independent-contractor disclosures and Schedule L interested-person transactions, and no FY2019 amount was located in the records reviewed. The FY2024 group filing reports $34.39 million, while MGB Incorporated’s separate parent filing reports $48.96 million for a different reporting population; those amounts are not added together. Brigham’s giving page states that John and Cyndy Fish have contributed more than $19.3 million. Payments and philanthropy are separate relationships and do not establish improper consideration. ↩︎
    10. The Kraft Group, Jonathan Kraft; Massachusetts General Hospital, Robert Kraft and the Kraft Center, Record Gift From Kraft Family to Support Community Health and Health Equity, and Myra Kraft; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Brigham Health Opens Expanded Center in Foxborough; Mass General Brigham, Center for Sports Performance and Research; Arrowstreet, Partners at Patriot Place. The records identify Jonathan Kraft as President of The Kraft Group and document a longstanding combination of property, healthcare, sponsorship, and philanthropy relationships involving the Kraft family and MGB institutions. The official giving records identify a $25 million 2011 pledge for the Kraft Center and a $50 million 2022 gift to Massachusetts General Hospital; Brigham’s record documents the 2019 Patriot Place expansion. These sources do not disclose the complete lease economics, procurement process, or relationship between the gifts and the separately reported NPP Development and NPS LLC transactions. ↩︎
    11. InterSystems, Phillip T. “Terry” Ragon; Massachusetts General Hospital, The History of Pathology at Massachusetts General Hospital; MIT News, Alum’s $100 Million Gift Targets AIDS Vaccine, February 4th, 2009; Massachusetts General Hospital, Mass General Receives $200 Million for Ragon Institute, May 2nd, 2019, and Rising at a Pivotal Moment. MGH’s history identifies MUMPS as the Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Multi-Programming System and traces its development to the hospital’s clinical laboratories in the 1960s. InterSystems identifies Ragon as its Founder and CEO. The official gift records document a $100 million founding commitment in 2009 and a $200 million endowment gift in 2019 for the Ragon Institute, totaling $300 million specifically committed to the Institute. MGH separately describes a gift toward the Phillip and Susan Ragon Building but does not disclose its amount. Those philanthropic relationships remain distinct from the FY2024 InterSystems products-and-services transaction. ↩︎
    12. Mass General Brigham Incorporated, Form 990 for fiscal year 2024, Schedule L and Schedule O; Internal Revenue Service, Instructions for Schedule L (Form 990). MGB’s filing identifies business transactions involving interested persons tied to John Fish, Jonathan Kraft, and Phillip Ragon. The reported payments were $48.96 million to Suffolk Construction for construction services, $8.21 million to NPP Development for a lease, $1.50 million to NPS LLC for marketing, and $0.71 million to InterSystems for products and services, totaling $59.38 million. Schedule O describes MGB’s conflict process, including disclosure, complete recusal, consideration of disinterested competitive proposals when appropriate, written fair-and-reasonable findings, and independent review of particularly significant conflicts. Schedule L reports relationships and transactions; it does not itself determine that a transaction was improper. ↩︎
    13. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025; Archdiocese of Boston, Campaign for Catholic Schools Announces New Board Leadership, January 31st, 2024; U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Adage Capital Management Schedule 13G, filed in 2026; Bain Capital, John Connaughton and Paul Edgerley; Thrive Capital, Nitin Nohria Joins Thrive Capital, January 14th, 2022; Berkshire Partners, Carol Vallone. The Master Trust filing lists Adage, Bain, Thrive, and Berkshire issuer rows totaling $928.6 million. The separate official records establish the directors’ current affiliations with those manager families. The overlap establishes a relationship requiring scrutiny; the public records do not establish that any director participated in a Master Trust selection, renewal, valuation, or recusal decision. ↩︎
    14. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025; Material Impact, Carmichael Roberts, and Introducing Material Impact. The Master Trust filing lists four North Bridge positions totaling approximately $7.8 million. Material Impact’s records identify Roberts as its Co-Founder and Managing Partner and describe his former role as a General Partner at North Bridge Venture Partners. The connection is historical and does not establish Roberts’s participation in any current Master Trust decision. ↩︎
    15. Choate Wealth, Lanny Thorndike; GBH, Benjamin A. Gomez; Breachway Capital, Jason Krantz; Mass General Brigham, Leadership and Governance. Choate identifies Thorndike as President of Choate Investment Advisors with responsibility for investment strategy and daily operations. GBH identifies Gomez as Managing Director of Pilot House Associates, a family investment office. Breachway identifies Krantz as its Founder and Managing Partner and describes the firm as a venture-capital and growth-equity investor. MGB lists all three as current directors. No Choate, Pilot House, or Breachway issuer or manager name was located in the reviewed FY2025 Master Trust filing; their inclusion in the article’s board classification reflects disclosed outside investment roles, not a claimed Master Trust mandate. ↩︎
    16. Thermo Fisher Scientific, Thermo Electron and Partners HealthCare Launch Research Collaboration, October 18th, 2002, and 2024 Proxy Statement; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Form 990 for fiscal year 2009; Mass General Brigham, New Urine Test Can Detect Kidney Transplant Rejection, February 28th, 2025, and Biobank Genomics Core — Genotyping. Thermo’s records document a 2002 research collaboration with Partners HealthCare. Brigham’s FY2009 Schedule L reports $11,235,649 in Thermo products tied to then-trustee Jim Manzi. Thermo’s proxy identifies MGB Chairman Scott Sperling as Thermo’s Lead Director and MGB director Marc Casper as Thermo’s Chairman and CEO. MGB’s 2025 release states that its ExoTRU technology was licensed to Thermo Fisher, while the Genomics Core page says that requested TaqMan assays must be available on demand from Thermo Fisher. The records establish a research, procurement, governance, and licensing sequence; they do not disclose complete contract terms, pricing, exclusivity, recusals, or personal benefit. ↩︎
    17. Ropes & Gray, Diane B. Patrick; U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, Schedule C. Ropes & Gray identifies Patrick as a former Co-Managing Partner of its Boston office. The Master Trust filing reports $225,596 paid to Ropes & Gray for legal services. The affiliation is historical, and the filing does not identify the matters handled, Patrick’s participation, or any personal compensation. ↩︎
    18. Mass General Brigham, Leadership and Governance; U.S. Department of Labor, Hall of Secretaries: Martin J. Walsh; National Hockey League Players’ Association, Martin J. Walsh. MGB’s current board page lists Walsh as a director. The Labor Department identifies him as the 29th U.S. Secretary of Labor, serving from March 2021 through March 2023, and recounts his Local 223 and Boston Building and Construction Trades Council history. The NHLPA identifies him as its Executive Director and describes his prior union leadership. These records establish the roles discussed in the article; they do not establish Walsh’s participation in any Master Trust decision. ↩︎
    19. Mass General Brigham, Leadership and Governance, accessed July 2026. The current roster identifies Scott Sperling as Chairman, John Fish and Jonathan Kraft as Vice Chairmen, and Robert Atchinson, John Connaughton, Paul Edgerley, Nitin Nohria, Carmichael Roberts, and Carol Vallone among the organization’s twenty-six directors. Because the roster is a changing corporate page, the article’s board count reflects the page as reviewed during July 2026. The board-role percentages in the article are derived from MGB’s twenty-six-member current board roster and the role and transaction sources identified in Notes 3–6 and 18–23. Three of twenty-six directors are tied to interested-person transactions reported in MGB’s FY2024 Form 990; twelve have current private-equity, venture-capital, family-office, investment-management, or identified historical manager affiliations; two hold Thermo Fisher leadership roles; one is a former Ropes & Gray Boston Co-Managing Partner; and one has led a Massachusetts construction union and union trade group. Accounting for overlapping categories, those classifications encompass sixteen distinct directors, or 61.5%, rounded in the article to 62%. This is a classification of publicly disclosed roles and relationships, not a finding that every classified director exercised authority over the Master Trust or participated in any challenged transaction. ↩︎
    20. U.S. Department of Labor, Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026; Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024. The Form 5500 identifies Plan 499 as the Consolidated Cash Balance Program, reports 96,507 participants and beneficiaries at the end of the plan year, and reports 62,951 active participants. MGB’s audited statements report $11.586 billion in defined benefit pension assets, $9.292 billion in benefit obligations, and a $2.294 billion funded surplus as of September 30th, 2025. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Cash Balance Program Summary Plan Description; Mass General Brigham, Benefits; U.S. Department of Labor, Cash Balance Pension Plans. The summary plan description states that the annual interest-crediting rate generally equals the one-year Treasury bill rate for September of the preceding calendar year plus one percentage point and that the rate will never be less than 5% or more than 12%. MGB’s public benefits page describes a guaranteed minimum annual interest credit of 5% but does not state the Treasury bill formula or the 12% cap. ↩︎
    21. U.S. Department of Labor, Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026; Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024. The Form 5500 identifies Plan 499 as the Consolidated Cash Balance Program, reports 96,507 participants and beneficiaries at the end of the plan year, and reports 62,951 active participants. MGB’s audited statements report $11.586 billion in defined benefit pension assets, $9.292 billion in benefit obligations, and a $2.294 billion funded surplus as of September 30th, 2025. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026. The filing identifies the trust by its formal name, reports its financial information and service providers, and includes the Schedule H, Line 4i attachment itemizing its year-end assets. The filing reports positions by issuer or vehicle; it does not provide a complete look-through into every pooled fund or disclose the decision process behind each manager selection. ↩︎
    22. U.S. Department of Labor, Consolidated Cash Balance Program of Mass General Brigham and Member Organizations — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026; Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024. The Form 5500 identifies Plan 499 as the Consolidated Cash Balance Program, reports 96,507 participants and beneficiaries at the end of the plan year, and reports 62,951 active participants. MGB’s audited statements report $11.586 billion in defined benefit pension assets, $9.292 billion in benefit obligations, and a $2.294 billion funded surplus as of September 30th, 2025. ↩︎
    23. Partners HealthCare System and Mass General Brigham, consolidated audited financial statements for fiscal years 2016 and 2015, 2018 and 2017, 2019 and 2018, 2021 and 2020, 2023 and 2022, 2024 and 2023, and 2025 and 2024. The article’s Master Trust return ratio for each fiscal year equals the reported actual return on defined benefit pension plan assets divided by the beginning fair value of those assets. The employee comparison series uses the Plan 499 calendar-year interest-crediting rates; fiscal-year investment returns and calendar-year pension growth rates are aligned by ending year and are not the same accounting measure. The ten-year compounding and scale figures are derived illustrations using the annual series documented above. Compounding $100 through the Master Trust return ratios produces $250.46; compounding $100 through the Plan 499 interest-crediting rates produces $165.19, a difference of $85.28 per $100. Applying the same two no-flow growth paths to the Master Trust’s FY2016 opening asset value produces $10.85 billion and $7.16 billion, respectively, a difference of $3.69 billion. Dividing that difference by the 60,621 active participants reported at the beginning of Plan 499’s FY2025 Form 5500 produces approximately $60,900 per active participant. These figures do not account for contributions, distributions, transfers, expenses, or other cash flows and are not an accounting of benefits owed to any participant. ↩︎
    24. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Cash Balance Program Summary Plan Description; Mass General Brigham, Benefits; U.S. Department of Labor, Cash Balance Pension Plans. The summary plan description states that the annual interest-crediting rate generally equals the one-year Treasury bill rate for September of the preceding calendar year plus one percentage point and that the rate will never be less than 5% or more than 12%. MGB’s public benefits page describes a guaranteed minimum annual interest credit of 5% but does not state the Treasury bill formula or the 12% cap. ↩︎
    25. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026. The filing identifies the trust by its formal name, reports its financial information and service providers, and includes the Schedule H, Line 4i attachment itemizing its year-end assets. The filing reports positions by issuer or vehicle; it does not provide a complete look-through into every pooled fund or disclose the decision process behind each manager selection. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, Schedule H and the Line 4i attachment; WTW, 2023 Asset Allocations in Fortune 1000 Pension Plans, April 30th, 2025. WTW divides pension assets into cash, public equity, debt, and alternatives and reports alternative-investment benchmarks of 10.3% across the plans studied, 13.2% among larger plans, and 17.9% on an asset-weighted basis. Applying those classifications to Page 126’s reported line items produces $949.4 million in interest-bearing cash, U.S. government securities, corporate debt, corporate stock, and mortgage loans; the remaining partnership and joint venture interests, common and collective trusts, and registered investment companies total $10.50 billion, or 91.7% of Page 126’s itemized current value. This is a line-item comparison using the categories as filed; it does not look through the investment vehicles, and WTW’s reported figures are empirical benchmarks rather than legal ceilings. ↩︎
    26. Defendants’ Answer to the Amended Complaint in Belknap v. Partners HealthCare System, Inc., filed September 9th, 2020; U.S. Department of Labor, Plan 499 Forms 5500 for fiscal years 2024 and 2025. In paragraph 55 of the Answer, the MGB defendants admitted that Towers Watson, now Willis Towers Watson, had been the plan’s actuary since before 2014. Paragraph 77 states that WTW was hired to calculate plan liabilities incorporated into MGB’s audited financial statements. Plan 499’s FY2024 Schedule C reports $434,428 in direct compensation to WTW, and the FY2025 Schedule SB identifies WTW-enrolled actuary Jennifer S. Collier as the signer of the plan’s funding schedule. These records establish a longstanding actuarial engagement; they do not establish that WTW selected, approved, or controlled the Master Trust’s investment allocation. ↩︎
    27. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, Schedule H and the Line 4i attachment; WTW, 2023 Asset Allocations in Fortune 1000 Pension Plans, April 30th, 2025. WTW divides pension assets into cash, public equity, debt, and alternatives and reports alternative-investment benchmarks of 10.3% across the plans studied, 13.2% among larger plans, and 17.9% on an asset-weighted basis. Applying those classifications to Page 126’s reported line items produces $949.4 million in interest-bearing cash, U.S. government securities, corporate debt, corporate stock, and mortgage loans; the remaining partnership and joint venture interests, common and collective trusts, and registered investment companies total $10.50 billion, or 91.7% of Page 126’s itemized current value. This is a line-item comparison using the categories as filed; it does not look through the investment vehicles, and WTW’s reported figures are empirical benchmarks rather than legal ceilings. ↩︎
    28. Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, Jeff Levin-Scherz; The Commonwealth Fund, Jeffrey Levin-Scherz; WTW, Monthly Healthcare Insights, January 9th, 2025. Harvard identifies Levin-Scherz as a WTW managing director and Population Health Leader who helps large employers develop and evaluate health-management strategies. WTW identifies him as its Population Health Leader. The Commonwealth Fund’s historical biography identifies him as Chief Medical Officer of Partners Community HealthCare. Those records establish the former Partners role and later WTW role; they do not establish that Levin-Scherz worked on MGB’s pension plan, Master Trust, actuarial engagement, or any MGB client matter at WTW. ↩︎
    29. The ten-year compounding and scale figures are derived illustrations using the annual series documented above. Compounding $100 through the Master Trust return ratios produces $250.46; compounding $100 through the Plan 499 interest-crediting rates produces $165.19, a difference of $85.28 per $100. Applying the same two no-flow growth paths to the Master Trust’s FY2016 opening asset value produces $10.85 billion and $7.16 billion, respectively, a difference of $3.69 billion. Dividing that difference by the 60,621 active participants reported at the beginning of Plan 499’s FY2025 Form 5500 produces approximately $60,900 per active participant. These figures do not account for contributions, distributions, transfers, expenses, or other cash flows and are not an accounting of benefits owed to any participant. ↩︎
    30. U.S. Department of Labor, ERISA Advisory Council, Report of the Working Group on Prudent Investment Process, 2006; CFA Institute, Liability-Driven and Index-Based Strategies, Symmetric Cash Matching, and Contingent Immunization—Part I: Risk Control Procedures; Society of Actuaries, Asset-Liability Management. The Labor Department advisory report recommends actuarial projections, cash-flow projections, asset-liability projections, review of the Investment Policy Statement, and documented risk measurement as fiduciary best practices, while noting that the report does not necessarily represent the Department’s position. CFA Institute and Society of Actuaries materials describe cash-flow matching, duration matching or immunization, contingent immunization, and hybrid approaches that combine near-term matching with longer-term total-return management. CFA defines contingent immunization as active management conducted above a protective threshold, followed by a switch to immunization when necessary to preserve a promised minimum return. These sources support the article’s explanation of ALM techniques; they do not establish that ERISA mandates any single named ALM or Liability Driven Investment strategy. ↩︎
    31. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, filed July 2nd, 2026. The filing identifies the trust by its formal name, reports its financial information and service providers, and includes the Schedule H, Line 4i attachment itemizing its year-end assets. The filing reports positions by issuer or vehicle; it does not provide a complete look-through into every pooled fund or disclose the decision process behind each manager selection. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025, Schedule H and the Line 4i attachment; WTW, 2023 Asset Allocations in Fortune 1000 Pension Plans, April 30th, 2025. WTW divides pension assets into cash, public equity, debt, and alternatives and reports alternative-investment benchmarks of 10.3% across the plans studied, 13.2% among larger plans, and 17.9% on an asset-weighted basis. Applying those classifications to Page 126’s reported line items produces $949.4 million in interest-bearing cash, U.S. government securities, corporate debt, corporate stock, and mortgage loans; the remaining partnership and joint venture interests, common and collective trusts, and registered investment companies total $10.50 billion, or 91.7% of Page 126’s itemized current value. This is a line-item comparison using the categories as filed; it does not look through the investment vehicles, and WTW’s reported figures are empirical benchmarks rather than legal ceilings. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024, Notes 6 and 17. MGB reports $10.219 billion of its $11.586 billion in FY2025 defined-benefit pension assets as private partnerships and commingled funds valued using net asset value as a practical expedient. It reports a 32.9% private-equity allocation and $1.243 billion in unfunded defined-benefit-plan commitments. The audit states that private partnerships generally have limited redemption options and may impose gates, lockups, or other restrictions; it also says alternative investments are valued using amounts reported by fund managers and evaluated by management. These audited figures support the valuation, liquidity, and commitment discussion. They do not establish that every Page 126 partnership or pooled vehicle is private equity, leveraged, illiquid, or imprudent. ↩︎
    32. Mass General Brigham, Consolidated Audited Financial Statements for fiscal years 2025 and 2024; Electronic Code of Federal Regulations, 29 C.F.R. § 2550.404a-1 — Investment duties; U.S. Department of Labor, Advisory Opinion 2006-08A, October 3rd, 2006; ERISA Advisory Council, Report of the Working Group on Prudent Investment Process, 2006. MGB’s audited statements describe a total-return objective that considers plan liabilities, funded status, projected cash flows, market assumptions, and MGB’s ability and willingness to bear market risk; they also assign pension-asset oversight and external-manager selection to the Board Investment Committee. The current investment-duty regulation requires consideration of diversification, liquidity, and current return relative to anticipated cash-flow requirements, projected return relative to funding objectives, and investment horizons consistent with plan objectives and funding policy. Advisory Opinion 2006-08A confirms that fiduciaries may account for benefit liabilities in a prudent investment strategy. The Advisory Council report recommends cash-flow and asset-liability projections and review of the Investment Policy Statement as best practices, but expressly states that its report does not necessarily represent the Department of Labor’s position. No public Investment Policy Statement, formal Asset Liability Matching study, or Liability Driven Investment framework for the Master Trust was located in the records reviewed; that is a disclosure limitation, not proof that those documents do not exist. ↩︎
    33. Office of the Law Revision Counsel, U.S. House of Representatives, current United States Code provisions for ERISA Section 3 — Definitions, 29 U.S.C. § 1002, Section 402 — Establishment of Plan, 29 U.S.C. § 1102, Section 403 — Establishment of Trust, 29 U.S.C. § 1103, Section 404 — Fiduciary Duties, 29 U.S.C. § 1104, and Section 406 — Prohibited Transactions, 29 U.S.C. § 1106. These are the statutory sources for the article’s quoted definitions, written-plan requirements, trust and anti-inurement rules, fiduciary duties, and prohibited-transaction provisions. The article quotes selected provisions relevant to its inquiry rather than reproducing every statutory exception or qualification. Office of the Law Revision Counsel, U.S. House of Representatives, ERISA Section 408 — Exemptions From Prohibited Transactions, 29 U.S.C. § 1108; Electronic Code of Federal Regulations, 29 C.F.R. § 2550.408b-2 — General statutory exemption for services or office space. Section 408(b)(2) permits necessary plan services under reasonable arrangements for no more than reasonable compensation. The implementing regulation requires covered providers to disclose services and direct and indirect compensation to the responsible plan fiduciary and states that the exemption does not cover the fiduciary self-dealing acts described in Section 406(b) or erase the duties imposed by Section 404. The existence of a service relationship is therefore not itself prohibited; the relevant questions include necessity, reasonableness, compensation, disclosure, fiduciary loyalty, and satisfaction of every applicable exemption condition. ↩︎
    34. U.S. Department of Labor, Employee Benefits Security Administration, Enforcement and Regional Offices. EBSA identifies using plan assets to benefit related parties, failing to value or hold assets properly, failing to follow plan terms, and failing to select and monitor service providers properly among the violations it investigates. Its current enforcement page also says that investigators examine risky or unsuitable strategies, systemic portfolio risk, conflicts of interest, efforts to increase compensation, and investments directed to affiliated funds. Civil corrections can include restoration of losses and disgorgement of profits; criminal matters involving embezzlement, kickbacks, or false statements are prosecuted by U.S. Attorneys’ offices. The Boston Regional Office is in the JFK Federal Building at 15 Sudbury Street, Room 575, Boston, Massachusetts 02203; its telephone number is (617) 565-9600, and EBSA’s national participant line is (866) 444-3272. ↩︎
    35. Mass General Brigham, Leadership and Governance, accessed July 2026. The current roster identifies Scott Sperling as Chairman, John Fish and Jonathan Kraft as Vice Chairmen, and Robert Atchinson, John Connaughton, Paul Edgerley, Nitin Nohria, Carmichael Roberts, and Carol Vallone among the organization’s twenty-six directors. Because the roster is a changing corporate page, the article’s board count reflects the page as reviewed during July 2026. U.S. Department of Labor, MGB ERISA Master Trust — Form 5500 for the plan year ending September 30th, 2025; Archdiocese of Boston, Campaign for Catholic Schools Announces New Board Leadership, January 31st, 2024; U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Adage Capital Management Schedule 13G, filed in 2026; Bain Capital, John Connaughton and Paul Edgerley; Thrive Capital, Nitin Nohria Joins Thrive Capital, January 14th, 2022; Berkshire Partners, Carol Vallone. The Master Trust filing lists Adage, Bain, Thrive, and Berkshire issuer rows totaling $928.6 million. The separate official records establish the directors’ current affiliations with those manager families. The overlap establishes a relationship requiring scrutiny; the public records do not establish that any director participated in a Master Trust selection, renewal, valuation, or recusal decision. Mass General Brigham, Leadership and Governance; U.S. Department of Labor, Hall of Secretaries: Martin J. Walsh; National Hockey League Players’ Association, Martin J. Walsh. MGB’s current board page lists Walsh as a director. The Labor Department identifies him as the 29th U.S. Secretary of Labor, serving from March 2021 through March 2023, and recounts his Local 223 and Boston Building and Construction Trades Council history. The NHLPA identifies him as its executive director and describes his prior union leadership. These records establish the roles discussed in the article; they do not establish Walsh’s participation in any Master Trust decision. The board-role percentages in the article are derived from MGB’s twenty-six-member current board roster and the role and transaction sources identified in Notes 3–6 and 18–23. Three of twenty-six directors are tied to interested-person transactions reported in MGB’s FY2024 Form 990; twelve have current private-equity, venture-capital, family-office, investment-management, or identified historical manager affiliations; two hold Thermo Fisher leadership roles; one is a former Ropes & Gray Boston Co-Managing Partner; and one has led a Massachusetts construction union and union trade group. Accounting for overlapping categories, those classifications encompass sixteen distinct directors, or 61.5%, rounded in the article to 62%. This is a classification of publicly disclosed roles and relationships, not a finding that every classified director exercised authority over the Master Trust or participated in any challenged transaction. ↩︎
    36. U.S. Department of Labor, Employee Benefits Security Administration, Enforcement and Regional Offices. EBSA identifies using plan assets to benefit related parties, failing to value or hold assets properly, failing to follow plan terms, and failing to select and monitor service providers properly among the violations it investigates. Its current enforcement page also says that investigators examine risky or unsuitable strategies, systemic portfolio risk, conflicts of interest, efforts to increase compensation, and investments directed to affiliated funds. Civil corrections can include restoration of losses and disgorgement of profits; criminal matters involving embezzlement, kickbacks, or false statements are prosecuted by U.S. Attorneys’ offices. The Boston Regional Office is in the JFK Federal Building at 15 Sudbury Street, Room 575, Boston, Massachusetts 02203; its telephone number is (617) 565-9600, and EBSA’s national participant line is (866) 444-3272. Massachusetts Nurses Association, Brigham Nurses Return to Patients Following Historic Strike and Lockout, July 13th, 2026; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Nursing Union Updates; Jonathan Bowen, Kate Higgins’ Keynote at the 2015 Brigham and Women’s Partners in Excellence Awards, January 13th, 2015; Brigham Bulletin, 19th Annual Partners in Excellence Awards at BWH, February 5th, 2015; Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority, Green Line E schedule. The MNA describes a one-day strike followed by a four-day employer lockout and identifies the nurses’ demands as competitive wages, affordable health insurance, and greater investment in permanent nurses. BWH’s page presents the hospital’s account of the work stoppage and bargaining. The award records identify Kate Higgins as a Brigham NICU nurse and Partners in Excellence speaker or honoree. The Green Line E serves both Brigham Circle and Government Center without a transfer; temporary service changes may affect any particular trip. ↩︎
  • A Right-Libertarian Thought Leader

    Only My Thoughts

    I’m a right-libertarian thought leader. It doesn’t matter that I haven’t published many of my right-libertarian-leaning thoughts because they’re only thoughts. I plan to change that now.

    A right-libertarian may be identified as Ron Paul, Thomas Massie, or Javier Milei. We’re all a bit different. I don’t think I’d be a libertarian, but I looked into and studied Ron Paul’s ideas and platform prior to the 2008 presidential election and liked what I saw.

    I’m an atheist. Ron Paul is not. Ron Paul believes that abortion should be legislated; he’s used his training as a doctor to inform his decision,1 but I think his religious beliefs help to push him to his ideal.

    Ron Paul and I agree that abortion is an ethically and morally lacking decision to undertake, but I’m not willing to make abortion illegal before the first trimester ends or in the rare case wherein a mother’s life is in danger.

    I have immense respect for those three politicians because they’ve been incredibly consistent with their beliefs.

    The Individual Unit

    Robert “Bob” Kraft

    As a right-libertarian, many outsiders may think that I’m taking a torch to entire groups with my incendiary writing, but I always leave space for the rare individual within those groups. I will never disregard the Amish, the Jews, Foundational Black Americans (FBAs), or members of other groups. That is part of my right-libertarianism that isn’t understood by the majority of the world’s population.

    For instance, I see a man like Robert “Bob” Kraft as a compilation of parts. I respect his business acumen through his expansion of the Rand-Whitney Group.2 I am grateful that he’s helped the New England Patriots win multiple Super Bowl championships. I see the real estate growth of Patriot Place. I see a guy who’s shown up to work every day while having the brains to make consistently good decisions.

    At the same time, I see his work with the Blue Square Alliance Against Hate, formerly the Foundation to Combat Antisemitism,3 as a dystopian affront to America and all that it stands for as an unpatriotic effort to put Israel first. As a right-libertarian, I do believe in national, state, county, and municipal sovereignty. I believe that we’re at a point where the State of Israel is wagging the tail of the American politician.4 I also feel as though Bob Kraft is leading that charge on American soil, from Patriot Place — a ridiculous irony — to every student of Revolutionary War history. If I were to ever meet Bob Kraft, I’d treat him with respect because he’s earned respect. At the same time, I wouldn’t hide my feelings from him. Just like me, he’s nothing but another human being.

    The Sacrosanct Unit

    I do believe that people are the sacrosanct unit of humanity. The individual is the most high, the exalted, the perfection of billions of years of evolutionary creation. I don’t believe that any god has interfered with science, but I see the godliness of the universe.

    Science Weakens Evolution

    I also believe that science is weakening evolution. When the first eyeglasses were fitted, when the first antibiotics were developed, when the first mRNA treatments were inserted into human beings, we deviated from the plan; it means that we’ve stopped selecting out the legally blind and the chronically ill, and we’ve started to insert changes into the very essence of life. This is not to say that I disagree with these advancements, but I do believe that we’re weeding out the strongest through the denial of natural selection. A human being’s brain will never be more intelligent than the march of time and the evolution of the universe. We’re only along for the ride through the cosmos; we can’t DNA our way to perfection.

    The Cult, Not the People

    I do believe that groups can be evil. The Pride monument is the latest iteration of that grouping — it’s akin to Jim Jones’ People’s Temple — where mass suicide ended the lives of hundreds.5 With the rise of social media as its pretext, the LGBTQ+ movement has gained apostles and letters at an alarming rate.

    As I’ve said, I love all human beings as a baseline. I don’t want to see any human beings hurt by a cult, and I truly believe that the Pride movement has morphed into a cult. Like anorexia and bulimia, which tore through the lives of young women in the 1980s,6 the LGBTQ+ movement is doing the same to many of the same victims.

    At this point, the word “homophobe” may be percolating through the minds of some readers; it’s the easy route to moral superiority and self-salving treatment, but it’s weak.

    There are many gay men who’ve rightfully walked off the LGBTQ+ parade route; they’ve quietly been listening, but the movement has gotten too crazy for them. When Pride was reaching critical mass in the 1980s as a show of solidarity in the face of the burgeoning AIDS epidemic,7 the movement largely comprised gay men. There were always lesbians and other sects of gay-adjacent factions that glommed onto the scene, but AIDS was swallowing gay men, and they needed to revel in that brotherhood while being frightened out of their minds by homophobia and a deadly disease with no treatment.

    Somewhere down the line, the bisexual grouping was added to the parade. The transsexuals, the queers, and the others were recently added to the movement, but it wasn’t by choice; those groups were shoehorned into the marches by an aggressive leftist coalition of groups and politicians who needed to add more victims to a largely settled legal framework. Governor Michael Dukakis and Governor William “Bill” Weld led the charge with legislation in the late 1980s and early 1990s.8

    At some point, more and more gay men, as they’ve gotten older, have become more conservative; they don’t want to abandon the fight for humanity, but some of them are starting to question the goal.

    I support the individual rights of every human being, but the politicization of victimhood is destroying the fabric of America. Those gay men have seen that mental illness, highly associated with transsexuals, has started to leak its way into questions of mental health within the gay community. If transsexuals have a high prevalence of comorbid mental health disorders,9 does that mean that gay men have the same issues? That’s a rhetorical question. It’s the exact question the newly expanded alliance must ask, but it won’t because the answer is anathema.

    Greatest Black American

    I’ve touched on Foundational Black Americans (FBAs); that group needs a lens focused on its deteriorating reputation. The FBAs are having a detrimental effect on the idea of America. The fight for reparations is self-serving and will never legitimately lead to anything positive for the whole of our country, which includes every Black American.

    The rhetoric of FBAs flies in the face of the greatest Black American of all time. His name was Booker T. Washington. The boy was literally a slave; the man became an American icon.

    Booker T. Washington founded Tuskegee Normal School for Colored Teachers — it’s now Tuskegee University — and he did that by hard work. He traveled throughout the United States and the world looking for benefactors. He targeted White people in Northern cities like Boston and New York City, where he found open checkbooks. He did all of that without relying on public monies.10 A fuckin’ Black slave became the greatest Black American because he persevered through personal tragedy that the vast majority of human beings could never endure.

    The Group Is the Issue

    As you can see, I can slice and dice groups of people, but I can also see that smaller groups or, sometimes, individuals within those groups can be ridiculous outliers within the realm of basic logic and reason.

    The group is the issue. The group is a natural extension of humanity’s evolution. Without the group, humanity might’ve ceased to exist. The group was built as a unit that afforded protection from predators like lions and bears. The group then grew to form smaller subgroups once its members learned they were safe from those natural predators. Those groups began to grow into tribes, and those tribes began to kill members of other tribes. This evolution has made sense until recent days because the group rallied together whenever invaders, natural predators, or other groups of humans threatened to attack.

    I want to be absolutely clear. I don’t see the Pride movement group or Foundational Black Americans group as fully formed groups. I see them as splinter cells that are actively capturing the voices of uninitiated and unknowing group members by the force of a U.S. Census Bureau form.

    I believe the world has passed the past power of groups — group dynamics, group identities, and group loyalties — because the world has become smaller with the advent of sailing ships, airborne vessels, and underwater cables.

    We are one, although globalism is a disease, and group identities are doing nothing but continuing to tear man from man. We’re all a little different, but evolution and science have shown that we’re all genetically the same. There should be nominally nothing between the individual and the evolution of the species because any distinction is friction that destroys inertia.

    Affinity for Some

    I have an affinity for some groups.

    I have an affinity for Buddhists. After my son died of SIDS, I truly understood the suffering of man. Buddhists believe we should embrace the suffering of man because we have no choice. We are nothing but individuals born in a world where suffering is the norm. When we embrace that suffering, when we internalize it, we’re forced to become more compassionate and empathetic.

    Sikhs believe that our bodies are divine. In that way, Sikhs don’t believe in plastic surgery because that practice destroys divinity. Sikhs also believe in the practice of langar,11 which is humanity personified. Within the practice of langar is the idea that we feed our brothers and sisters free food as a testament to the power of living sacrifice. The idea that our bodies and the bodies of other human beings are divine in their construction and that nourishment is equal to the endurance of the spirit is an empowering ideal.

    I can see that some groups are naturally predatory while others are compassionate. I feel an affinity for some groups while despising others, but I will never refuse to fight for the lone individual within every group. I fight for that individual. I fight in hopes that those individuals may see a glimmer of light in personal darkness — that they’re open to history as a guide, to self-care as a means of survival, and to change as a future. I’m hoping to spur that change back to the natural order through the introduction of a natural perspective that feels, well, natural in every way.

    I will never change… That sucks. I will always be like this because I’ve spent a lifetime thinking about the alternatives. Those alternatives never make sense. I wish that I could be ignorant, but my mind never stops weighing outcomes. I won’t stop thinking about different iterations of the same idea from alternate perspectives until the day I die. My mind is built to wander and wonder…

    I believe in competition; I believe in evolution; I believe in natural selection; and I believe that all of that isn’t enough of a natural constant to reduce luck to an infinitesimal percentage of our modern world’s outcomes. In the long run, over time, luck will lose. The fight for equality and justice for the individual will never be a fair fight in the short term because some individuals and groups will twist nature into a pretzel in order to alter outcomes, only for those same outcomes to settle into the natural progression of things.

    I accept that outcome because it’s inevitable. We can yell, and we can fight, and we can murder, but that will never do more than create extra friction for that inertial future that we’ll all share. We all want to maximize our individual lives while we’re living, but the outcome for humanity is rarely in focus when anger rises to heights of hate.

    A Blind Ideal

    An atheist and right-libertarian philosophy didn’t pick me, although I’ve never believed in a god, but I went searching for some ideal that felt as close to nature as possible. I’d love to be blind to the peripheries, with tunnel vision as my guide. If I were a blind man, I could be a wealthy man.

    My mother was a John F. Kennedy Democrat from East Boston. My father was a capitalist with contempt for ethics and morals. My extended family is Catholic and Democrat.

    I don’t want to fight the fight because the fight feels fruitless. I feel as though I’m pissing in the wind. I feel as though nobody understands my philosophy, which, by the way, is quietly shared by millions of other people.

    I’m a classic liberal in many ways, but I despise the American government because it’s done almost everything wrong. I despise socialism and communism. I despise crony capitalism, which needs a much more sinister word to be coined because it’s evil; it’s captured the American government.

    I believe that the Civil War never had to be fought because slavery was on its way out in the civilized world.12 I believe that the lives of all those Americans lost in the North and in the South could’ve been saved by letting time heal wounds and wrongs. I believe that Jim Crow laws were a sort of blowback that Ron Paul always sees whenever the government intervenes in private processes.13

    I believe that all levels of government should be reduced to the most basic functions. I believe that local government is the most important government. I believe that the world governments and shadow governments are an evil beyond comprehension.

    I don’t hate people, but I’m wary of people who push processes and personal proclivities to populations of NPCs. I don’t want to be bothered. I don’t want any human being to be bothered. I want to live my life without having to bow to the governments and corporate entities that want nothing more than to count heads and dollar bills. I want peace, and that peace begins at the tip of my nose.

    A Turnstile, Not a Wall

    I should mention that I’m a nationalist because that’s the world we’re living in today. I’m only a nationalist because entitlements in the form of free shit for immigrants are a huge wrinkle in Lady Liberty’s robe. When my ancestors came to this country from Eastern Canada, there were no entitlements; there was only the promise of economic and personal freedoms.

    I believe that our borders should act more like a turnstile and less like a wall. Sure, there should be background checks for immigrants before they’re allowed to enter the United States. They should be required to pay a fee every time one of them turns a turnstile. They should be deported upon the first infraction without any due process being provided. They shouldn’t be allowed any entitlements until they become green card holders. However, they should be allowed en masse. A healthy America grows with strong immigrants.

    I love immigrants of all shades and types. I’ve learned so much from the people who’ve newly entered our country. I speak a little Spanish, so I have an affinity for Hispanics because many of them work hard while being jovial bastards who will give a hand at the drop of a sombrero. I’ve met Nigerian immigrants who comprise a group that has become a true addition to America; the underlying statistics are unassailable.14 I continue to cast a wary eye toward Muslims because September 11th showed the true hatred of some sects.

    I Am God

    I will not hide my biases, but I will not group all Christians, all Jews, or all Muslims into the same bucket because I first believe in the individual.

    This leads me to the idea of the Abrahamic religions. I despise all of the Abrahamic religions — Christianity, Islam, and Judaism — because they’re a net negative on the modern world. With that being said, I will never disallow an individual from practicing any of those religions, although I won’t trumpet their rights to practice those religions, because I do believe in the freedom of the individual.

    The idea that people worship a god is anathema to my ideals. I am god. You are god. We are god. When we abdicate our throne as the center of our world, we abdicate our power as individuals.

    There was a time for Abrahamic religions; they were used, at their worst, as an evil way to control the masses. I truly believe that idea. At best, they’ve given us a cultural framework that began with the Ten Commandments, which are, in many ways, universal truths.

    I believe in law and order within a world of chaos, but that doesn’t mean that I trust police departments or the power of individual police officers who’ve been granted qualified immunity through no legislative process but through processes of the Supreme Court of the United States.15

    I share many tenets with the Libertarian Party, but I don’t share them all, so I’ve decided to stay separate from the group. The Libertarian Party can’t get out of its own way, and the freakazoids who show up at national meetings do nothing but make a mockery of its ideals. For me, libertarianism is a philosophy. I don’t see it ever becoming a mainstream thought, but Javier Milei has given me the hope that the ideals can flourish when individuals learn to understand that self-determination and self-governance are as close to god as any human will ever be during this lifetime. The idea that we abdicate our personal responsibilities to any god or a sitting president is laziness personified.

    I hope that I can make you angry, make you laugh, and make you think. There are universal truths; they’re bigger than me, bigger than you, and bigger than us. I can’t continue to lie by remaining silent.


    Source Notes

    1. Ron Paul, Abortion and Liberty (1983); the Biographical Directory of the United States Congress identifies Paul as a physician and obstetrician-gynecologist. ↩︎
    2. International Forest Products, “Robert K. Kraft”, company profile of Kraft’s work with the Rand-Whitney Group. ↩︎
    3. Blue Square Alliance Against Hate, “Robert Kraft’s Anti-Hate Group Renames Itself the Blue Square Alliance Against Hate” (October 2025), on the organization’s rebrand from the Foundation to Combat Antisemitism. ↩︎
    4. Federal Election Commission, Independent Expenditures Opposing Thomas Massie; Clerk of the U.S. House, Roll Call 275 (September 23rd, 2021); U.S. Congress, H.R. 8809, the “AIPAC Act.” ↩︎
    5. The Jonestown Institute, San Diego State University; FBI Vault, “Jonestown”. ↩︎
    6. A. R. Lucas et al., “50-Year Trends in the Incidence of Anorexia Nervosa”, American Journal of Psychiatry 148, no. 7 (1991); T. J. Soundy et al., “Bulimia Nervosa in Rochester, Minnesota, 1980–1990”, Psychological Medicine 25, no. 5 (1995); S. Allison, M. Warin, and T. Bastiampillai, “Anorexia Nervosa and Social Contagion”, Australian & New Zealand Journal of Psychiatry 48, no. 2 (2014). ↩︎
    7. The History Project, “Boston Pride Collection”, documenting Boston’s first official Pride march on June 26th, 1971; Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, “Pneumocystis Pneumonia — Los Angeles” (June 5th, 1981). ↩︎
    8. Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Chapter 516 of the Acts of 1989 (November 15th, 1989); Governor William Weld, Executive Order No. 325 (February 10th, 1992); Mass. Gen. Laws ch. 76, §5. ↩︎
    9. J. W. Wanta et al., “Mental Health Diagnoses Among Transgender Patients in the Clinical Setting”, Transgender Health (2019); Glintborg et al., “Mental and Physical Health Among Danish Transgender Persons”, JAMA Network Open (2025). The studies report elevated diagnosis rates in their clinical and registry samples; they do not establish a single cause. ↩︎
    10. Encyclopedia of Alabama, “Booker T. Washington”; Tuskegee University, “Booker T. Washington”. The records distinguish the original state teacher-salary appropriation from private philanthropy that financed campus buildings and growth. ↩︎
    11. Sikh Coalition FAQ, describing langar as a free community kitchen open to all. ↩︎
    12. Slavery Abolition Act of 1833 (United Kingdom); John C. Calhoun, “Slavery a Positive Good” (February 6th, 1837); Roger L. Ransom, “The Economics of the Civil War”. ↩︎
    13. Ron Paul, “Protectionism Abroad and Socialism at Home” (August 20th, 2018). ↩︎
    14. U.S. Census Bureau, release CB17-108 (2008–2012 American Community Survey); K. Sakamoto, E. Amaral, S. Wang, and I. Nelson, “The Socioeconomic Attainments of Second-Generation Nigerian and Other Black Americans”, Socius (2021). ↩︎
    15. Pierson v. Ray, 386 U.S. 547 (1967); Harlow v. Fitzgerald, 457 U.S. 800 (1982). ↩︎
  • The Promise of the Borg

    I’ve been to the artificial intelligence (AI) mountaintop… And I’ve seen the Promised Land! Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Borg…

    In all honesty, I’ve learned so much about the capabilities and the liabilities of large language models (LLMs). As of today, there is only so much those models can achieve. When it comes to writing, I’ve learned that LLMs can’t replicate my voice in any way.

    I’ve tried to look at the issue from so many angles. I’ve spent more than a month building an enormous writing codex. That codex is an amazing piece of vibe coding, if I’m being honest, but the output never comes close to being able to replicate my cadence, my prose, or my

    I’ve tried Claude Code using Opus 4.8 Max, and I’ve also tried OpenAI’s Codex using ChatGPT 5.5 Max, but the results are the same, and by the same I mean that the output is always the same bland and obsequios slop; it’s almost impossible to force an LLM not to be milquetoast.

    LLMs have constraints, which include terms like “context length” and “max output tokens”. The local LLMs like Google’s Gemma 4 12B and OpenAI’s GPT-OSS 20B are more constrained by these issues in comparison to cloud-based LLMs, but behemoths like Anthropic and OpenAI are also tied to these same limitations. There is no getting around the idea of “compute” issues.

    I’m so tired of working with these LLMs. I’ve tried so many different iterations of LLMs and AI wrappers like Hermes and OpenClaw. I’ve wasted so much precious time. I need to reclaim it by becoming more human again. I thought that I was going to be a less attractive Seven of Nine clone, but that didn’t work. I’ve returned to writing as a salve to my robotic tendencies.

    The following was written by ChatGPT 5.5 Max in my writing codex’s voice, about my writing codex, which is so meta…

    The Writing Codex governs the pressure system behind my prose: sentence entry, sentence landing, punctuation, paragraph architecture, evidence, source notes, voice, form, and final review. The scope runs from raw drafting to public publication, across Markdown drafts, emails, replies, source-noted essays, and WordPress posts. The point is not to make every sentence sound intense; the point is to make every claim carry its actor, source, and consequence. The Codex protects the voice from platform polish, institutional altitude, and AI fluency that sounds clean because the hard parts were removed. A rule earns its place under pressure, and a rule that cannot survive the writing it governs deserves removal before enforcement.

    The creation surfaces are the places where the writing enters the system before doctrine starts judging the result. Microsoft Word gives the blank page room to breathe, OneDrive keeps that raw surface backed up, Markdown becomes the source format for serious review, iA Writer becomes the reading and editing surface, and the WordPress block editor becomes the public publication surface. Finder keeps the local files visible, GitHub gives the project a recognizable version-control surface, and the repository keeps doctrine, evidence, governance, examples, and working instructions from turning into scattered memory.

    The assistant layer and update machinery sit one level above the writing surfaces. ChatGPT, OpenAI Codex, and Claude Code help frame, retrieve, pressure-test, audit, and revise without becoming the author. AGENTS.md and CLAUDE.md define the agent contract; the AI launch packet, assistant brief, logic-debate protocol, retrieval map, and example bank translate that contract into working instructions. README.md, CODE_POLICY.md, DECISIONS.md, OPEN_QUESTIONS.md, and CHANGELOG.md keep the project’s governance, architecture, rulings, unresolved questions, and change record visible. Grammarly in Chrome belongs here as an advisory editor, not as a judge, with brand tones, writing preferences, and the Grammarly-based ledger within the Writing Codex recording where commercial grammar feedback helps the Codex and where the Codex rejects false authority.

    The testing machinery begins only when a piece is ready for review. The draft stops expanding and starts answering for its claims. Swift, SwiftPM, Xcode, Apple Natural Language, Python, sentence-transformers, Bash, Pandoc, SQLite, plutil, AppleScript, Shortcuts, Pkl, SwiftLint, SwiftFormat, XcodeGen, Homebrew, npm, and OpenJDK support the local infrastructure. Vale, textlint, and yamllint form the blocking surface; Harper, LanguageTool, proselint, Ruff, and ShellCheck add advisory or code-static pressure. The source-fidelity checks — structure, fidelity, anchor-ledger, refinement-ledger, and source-note review — test whether the draft kept its shape and evidence. The claim and provenance checks — research-ledger, claim-ledger, and provenance-ledger — test outside facts, claim ownership, and suggestion history. The final-review checks — hostile-reader, failure-mode, LLM auditor packet and validation, token-landing, compile, compile-triage, and style-cases — test adversarial pressure, drift patterns, terminal weight, final repair order, and model behavior. The handoff and maintenance checks — partner-readiness, partner-smoke, session-index, session-packet, writing-session, lineage-watch, fixture-capture, session-closeout-smoke, real-session-fixture-smoke, chat-capture, voice-profile, longform-sources, longform-profile, longform-source-packet, workspace-surfaces, code-fidelity, code-static, code-cleanroom, toolchain, swift-smoke, and check-updates — test continuity, memory, corpus, workspace, code, native tooling, and maintenance. The tools surface pressure; judgment still belongs to the draft.

    The overall project is the operating system around my authored work: an Apple-first, local-first command center on my iMac that lets drafting surfaces, assistant tools, source ledgers, final-review checks, and WordPress publication serve the same judgment. The project does not exist to automate taste, flatten judgment, or turn prose into a compliance checklist. The project exists to preserve witness, evidence, cadence, source trail, and ownership across the full path from first fragment to public page. AI may frame, retrieve, audit, pressure-test, and package, but authorship stays with the person whose name goes on the piece. The public standard is simple and severe: the piece can stand when its claims are locatable, its source trail is clean, and its cadence still belongs to my voice.

    That took me about thirty minutes of prompting to finish it to my liking. Still, I think you can tell that it wasn’t written in my voice; it feels oddly antiseptic.

    If you want to write efficiently and in good conscience, tools like ChatGPT, Claude, and Grammarly can help, but they can’t assimilate you as well as the glorious Borg.

  • Hub Hospitals Hate Health Care

    Kate at Brigham

    My wife is an award-winning neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) nurse at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Massachusetts.1 She’s a pain in my ass — I want to make that clear from the outset — but I know that she’s a pain in my ass because she cares. I’d imagine that she shares the same energy with her patients and their parents.

    Kate’s been at Brigham and Women’s Hospital for about twenty years or more now; she started there as a travel nurse — that’s when we first met — and she was good enough to switch to a permanent position at the hospital.

    For Kate, Brigham and Women’s Hospital is more than a place of employment. Kate gave birth to four of our children there. I was right there beside her for each of her pregnancies and deliveries.

    Brigham and Women’s Hospital is a special place. When I was a child, I remember going there when the rounded Brutalist buildings were exposed to the exterior, because they were the buildings’ exteriors. If you’re in the modern-day lobby and look up, you’ll still see parts of the older buildings’ original architecture inside the new addition. As an aside, the building looked like something out of Star Trek; it was memorable to many older Bostonians. Also, I love architectural history because it relates so closely to people.

    The nurses of Brigham and Women’s Hospital went on strike this morning; they’re part of the Massachusetts Nurses Association (MNA).2 The MNA is a large union. I have many issues with unions, especially public unions, but I feel as though every American should have the right to join and leave unions as they see fit.

    Why Staffing Matters

    I’ve been a supporter of the MNA because I support my wife. When the MNA lobbied for a Yes vote on the 2018 Massachusetts ballot initiative called the “Nurse-Patient Assignment Limits Initiative,” I supported the measure. I went over to the MNA’s headquarters in Canton, Massachusetts, grabbed some yard signs, and dug them into the lawns of people who wanted one.

    My wife and I had just lost our infant son to a sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) event in 2017. The nurses at UH Rainbow Babies & Children’s Hospital were amazing with our son. I’ll never forget all the work they did for him and us as grieving parents.

    When a patient’s care is in question — it’s been in question across Massachusetts for quite some time — the nurse-to-patient staffing ratio is critical to competent care.3

    Question 1’s Money

    Question 1 was roundly defeated that year. I thought the ballot measure would be decided by a close vote, but more than 70% of voters who marked “yes” or “no” voted against the measure. The lopsided result shocked me because it didn’t seem plausible.4

    The public summary of Question 1 misses the shape of the fight. The Massachusetts Office of Campaign and Political Finance (OCPF) reported that the Committee to Ensure Safe Patient Care, the Yes committee, raised and spent $12,044,919, while the Coalition to Protect Patient Safety, the No committee, raised $24,808,566 and spent $24,733,966. The No committee raised and spent more than twice as much as the Yes committee.5

    The hospital side of the ballot question was not a broad collection of small donors meeting the nurses in a fair fight. The Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association (MHA) supplied $24,573,500 to the No committee, which was 99.05% of its receipts and 99.35% of its expenditures. MHA alone spent more than twice the Yes committee’s entire budget to defeat nurse-patient limits.

    That ballot fight was a preliminary look into the politics of Massachusetts health care.

    The Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association (MHA) was founded in 1936, and it serves as the trade association and lobbying voice for the hospitals and health systems that dominate care in the Commonwealth. When MHA spent dollars through the Coalition to Protect Patient Safety, it was not some detached civic group warning voters about policy risk. The hospital industry itself was fighting the nurses who deliver bedside care through a nominally independent campaign committee that needed an air of neutrality to veil its true base: the hospitals themselves.6

    You’ve read that right. The fight was between nurses and hospitals. Those hospitals are behemoths; they can concentrate money in ways a bedside nurses’ union cannot match.

    When a union as large as the MNA wins higher wages, nonunion hospitals cannot pretend that the wage floor does not exist; competing corporations still need to recruit and retain nurses in the same Massachusetts labor market.7

    Beacon Hill’s Silence

    The list of Massachusetts politicians who either publicly opposed Question 1, stayed publicly noncommittal, or never showed up in the public yes-or-no record was more surprising than I expected…8

    Publicly Opposed / Announced No

    • Charles “Charlie” Baker (R), Governor
    • Ron Mariano (D), House Majority Leader

    Publicly Noncommittal / Still Reviewing

    • Robert “Bob” DeLeo (D), House Speaker
    • Karen Spilka (D), Senate President

    Reported No Public Position as of October 23, 2018

    • Richard Neal (D-1), U.S. Representative
    • William “Bill” Keating (D-9), U.S. Representative

    No Located Public Yes or No Position

    • Niki Tsongas (D-3), U.S. Representative
    • Seth Moulton (D-6), U.S. Representative
    • Karyn Polito (R), Lieutenant Governor
    • Maura Healey (D), Attorney General

    Names Behind Silence

    Charlie Baker had served in Health and Human Services under Governor William “Bill” Weld, then ran Harvard Vanguard Medical Associates and Harvard Pilgrim Health Care prior to becoming governor.9

    Ron Mariano had watched Quincy lose its own acute-care hospital when Quincy Medical Center closed at the end of 2014. Steward Health Care had closed one of the strongest union hospitals in the state, one where the MNA had been involved since 1965. An old friend’s mother was a registered nurse at that hospital for decades; she’s an Irish immigrant who helped her husband support their three children, but her career ended when the hospital closed.10

    Speaker Robert DeLeo had already lost Winthrop Hospital in 1992, where my aunt, Judith “Judy” Menz, and my mother, Virginia “Anne” Bowen, had worked for many years. In fact, I was a patient there too many times as a wild kid; the number of broken bones I’d endured is astounding. The MNA had once treated Bob as an ally on patient-safety legislation, so his non-participatory answer may have been felt as a stab in the back.11

    Karen Spilka publicly remained undecided, saying she was still reviewing the Health Policy Commission material and listening to stakeholders on both sides.

    Boston Magazine had reported that Richard Neal and Bill Keating had not made their stances known after being asked to clarify.12

    Karyn Polito had to stay quiet, even if she privately supported the ballot question, because she would’ve embarrassed Charlie Baker by taking an opposing view.

    Niki Tsongas also kept her mouth shut. I’d bet she was lobbying for a medical building to be named after her visage, as her husband had previously been bestowed. Instead of the Tsongas Center at the University of Massachusetts at Lowell, I’d bet she was looking for the Niki NICU at Lowell General Hospital.

    Seth Moulton was fomenting a wild bid for the presidency at the time, so he’d kept his mouth shut.13

    Maura Healey, in her typical fashion, kept her mouth shut, but she may have been required to do so because of her position as attorney general, so I’ll give her the slightest bit of grace.

    Steward Health Care

    The issue gets much deeper.

    Steward Health Care made the larger hospital-power argument impossible to ignore. Norwood Hospital has been empty for years while patients, nurses, and nearby communities have lived with the consequences. Beacon Hill’s eminent-domain push matters because it is belated proof that hospital closures are public failures, not private balance-sheet events, and Mass General Brigham’s fight with Brigham nurses belongs in that same frame.14

    As we’ve learned, two powerful state representatives have lost community hospitals within their districts. Over the past few decades, the loss of community hospitals has accelerated at an alarming rate. The losses seem to center on community hospitals, with nurses and many other healthcare professionals at those hospitals being affiliated with unions.

    Massachusetts Hospital Losses

    Steward Health Care is the largest progenitor of this ill. The bankrupt for-profit hospital chain raided community hospitals across Massachusetts, and Beacon Hill is now advancing emergency legislation that would authorize the Division of Capital Asset Management and Maintenance (DCAMM) to take the Norwood Hospital property by eminent domain for public health. In my opinion, that is the government doing what it should do when a whole region has been left without acute and emergency care.

    The hospital losses fall into different buckets.

    Steward Health Care Hospital Closures and Failed Reopenings

    • Quincy Medical Center, Quincy: Steward Health Care announced the closure of Quincy Medical Center on November 6, 2014, and the acute-care hospital closed at midnight on December 26, 2014, except for emergency care.
    • Norwood Hospital, Norwood: Norwood Hospital closed after catastrophic flooding on June 28, 2020, and Steward Health Care’s failed rebuild ended on October 8, 2024, when Steward confirmed that Norwood Hospital would not reopen.
    • New England Sinai Hospital, Stoughton: Steward Health Care announced on December 5, 2023 that it would close New England Sinai Hospital, a long-term acute-care and rehabilitation hospital, and the hospital closed by April 2, 2024.
    • Carney Hospital, Dorchester: Steward Health Care announced on July 26, 2024 that it would close Carney Hospital, and the hospital closed on August 31, 2024, after the bankruptcy process failed to produce a qualified buyer.
    • Nashoba Valley Medical Center, Ayer: Steward Health Care announced on July 26, 2024 that it would close Nashoba Valley Medical Center, and the hospital closed on August 31, 2024 after the bankruptcy process failed to produce a qualified buyer.15

    Other Massachusetts Hospital Closures

    • Winthrop Hospital, Winthrop: The hospital closed in 1992, and its successor, Winthrop Community Health Center, which used the same site, closed in 1999.
    • North Adams Regional Hospital, North Adams: North Adams Regional Hospital announced its closure with three days’ notice on March 26, 2014, closed on March 28, 2014, and reopened under Berkshire Health Systems as a critical access hospital on March 28, 2024.
    • Radius Specialty Hospital, Roxbury and Quincy: Radius Specialty Hospital told workers on September 23, 2014 that it would close its Roxbury and Quincy long-term acute-care facilities, and state records place the closure in October 2014.16

    Hospital Losses Short of Full Closure

    • Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital, Brockton: Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital lost hospital operations after a transformer room fire on February 7, 2023, and its prolonged shutdown belongs in the same political atmosphere, not to a permanent hospital closure.
    • Holy Family Hospital at Methuen, maternity and neonatal services: The closure of Holy Family Hospital at Methuen’s maternity and neonatal services was a service-line loss, which matters because families can lose a hospital function before they lose the hospital building.17

    Steward Health Care Hospitals Transferred After Bankruptcy

    • Good Samaritan Medical Center, St. Elizabeth’s Medical Center, Morton Hospital, Saint Anne’s Hospital, Holy Family Hospital at Methuen, and Holy Family Hospital at Haverhill: These Steward Health Care hospitals transferred to new operators on October 1, 2024, placing them inside the Steward collapse even though the hospitals stayed open.18

    When Winthrop Hospital finally closed, I was honestly shocked. I had never heard of a hospital closing in Massachusetts; it’s the center of the world’s health care system. The history of medical innovations throughout the Commonwealth has been well documented over centuries. When I began to hear rumblings of a closure at Milton Hospital in 2003 — I worked in a Lower Mills real estate office at the time — I was again shocked, but it was eventually saved by Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, now Beth Israel Lahey Health. After that issue, the hospital situation within the Commonwealth seemed to have stabilized for a few years.19

    The bombshell that was the internally planned implosion of Steward Health Care absolutely rocked the local health care landscape. Quincy Hospital, prior to the implosion, seemed to be its first test run and target. After successfully closing that hospital, it moved to rape and pillage other community hospitals across Massachusetts, like a carnivorous private equity firm, until all the assets were completely destroyed and scooped up by its disgusting CEO, Ralph de la Torre.

    Ralph de la Torre is the human face of the Steward Health Care collapse, but, to be fair, the damage was structural: Cerberus Capital Management, Medical Properties Trust, and Steward’s own leadership turned Massachusetts community hospitals into extraction operations.20

    Mass General Brigham

    If we refocus on Brigham and Women’s Hospital, the corporate structure matters. Brigham and Women’s Hospital and Massachusetts General Hospital founded Partners HealthCare in 1994, with Partners later changing its name to Mass General Brigham in 2019. In March 2024, Mass General Brigham announced a multi-year plan to combine clinical departments and academic programs across the two flagship hospitals, while both hospitals remained distinct institutions.21

    Brigham and Women’s Hospital and Massachusetts General Hospital are, separately, two of the most admired hospitals in the world. Brigham and Women’s Hospital’s nurses are unionized, while Massachusetts General Hospital’s nurses are not. I read that arrangement as a corporate incentive: a system that houses both labor models under one roof has reason to make the union model look expensive, unstable, and dispensable because any new unionization effort at Mass General would be seen as taxing the non-profit corporation.22

    The Question 1 money trail points back into that corporate world. In fiscal year 2018, the Partners HealthCare System Inc. & Affiliates Group Return reported $5,436,324 on Schedule C Part II-B for direct contact with legislators, legislative staff, government officials, or a legislative body. The filing said the majority of that money went to MHA, the same hospital association that supplied $24,573,500 to the No-on-1 committee, while MHA classified 90.14% of its membership dues as lobbying-related that year.

    The five-year window makes that number hard to wave away as ordinary trade-association housekeeping. From fiscal year 2014 through fiscal year 2017, the Affiliates Group reported annual Schedule C Part II-B lobbying amounts of $348,413, $362,662, $631,682, and $415,444, an average of $439,550. In the Question 1 year, the number jumped to $5.4 million, 12.37 times the prior four-year average.23

    That is the corporate indictment. Mass General Brigham, then still called Partners HealthCare, did not have to oppose patient-care staffing ratios by standing at a bedside and saying they weren’t needed. It could sit inside MHA, help fund the lobbying ecosystem, and let the hospital association bury patient-care staffing ratios beneath questions while the No committee set the Massachusetts single-committee ballot-question spending record.24

    Gary Gottlieb and Betsy Nabel

    My wife sat next to Partners HealthCare President and CEO Gary Gottlieb and Brigham and Women’s Health Care (BWHC) President Betsy Nabel while waiting to give her keynote speech at Brigham and Women’s Hospital back in 2015; she had been honored at the 18th Annual Partners in Excellence (PIE) Award Ceremony in 2014 and had been asked to return the next year as a speaker.

    During that second PIE Awards ceremony at Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Kate was praised by those leaders from the management side of the corporate system. Gary Gottlieb stood at the top of Partners HealthCare. Betsy Nabel was the head of Brigham and Women’s Health Care, sitting below Gary in the organization chart, at the time of that second ceremony.25 The moment matters because Kate was being honored inside the same management world that would later line up against mandated nurse-patient limits; it was praise from above, not solidarity from beside. I’ve never forgotten that moment as a sort of little evil that permanently permeates secret boardrooms across America.

    These hospital leaders may not be as brazen as Ralph de la Torre, but they’re ripping apart hospitals while getting paid enormous sums just the same. Many of these hospital organizations are designated as non-profit organizations, which is thick with ludicrous irony. The person who chooses to climb the corporate ladder and succeed in either the for-profit or non-profit world is the same person, and he or she would cut the throats of everybody in his or her way; this attitude is not built in service, it’s built in narcissistic greed.

    Littler Mendelson P.C.

    Mass General Brigham has already turned to Littler Mendelson P.C. in union fights inside its own system, including Brigham litigation with the MNA and the primary-care physician organizing case. A Brigham loss after a strike of this size would not belong only to one hospital. It would become a model for every health care executive trying to break the strongest nurse union in Massachusetts.26

    For Gary Gottlieb and Betsy Nabel, the trail is precise because it is institutional. Gary Gottlieb led Partners HealthCare during the years when Partners’ filings reported lobbying-linked payments to the Massachusetts Hospital Association (MHA). Shortly after Question 1 was defeated, an IRS-derived MHA filing listed Elizabeth G. Nabel as a board-level Director as of June 12, 2019, while she was still President of Brigham Health and Brigham and Women’s Hospital.27

    The same management universe that could put Kate on a stage and praise her work also lived inside the association that fought nurse-patient limits. That is the reason today’s strike cannot be separated from the 2018 ballot fight. Mass General Brigham is not simply negotiating with nurses; it is defending a corporate model that has already opposed one of the clearest patient-care demands nurses ever put before Massachusetts voters.

    Beacon Hill’s Choice

    When we think about the Democratic Party, we think of politicians who support unions, but in Massachusetts, we’ve seen some of the most important federal and state-level politicians either reject unionized nurses or remain silent on the Question 1 initiative. That silence speaks enormous volumes. Those same politicians need donations, and health care and insurance executives are among the most important donor classes around top Beacon Hill Democrats.28

    The same Beacon Hill that can move an eminent domain bill for Norwood Hospital is largely silent on labor relations. I fully understand that politicians shouldn’t get involved in private proceedings, but the way they pick and choose their battles says a lot about what they’re not doing. Many of them are clearly not supporting private unions, although they seem to have a lot to say about public unions, because they know that their bread is buttered by large corporations, not by smaller and disparate organizations like unions, which try to protect workers, working conditions for those workers, and the places that the public might patronize.

    Kate is a phenomenal nurse who will be a pain in the ass to anybody who interferes with her patients’ care; there’s no question. Over the years, I’ve met many of her coworkers, and they all clearly care about their patients. When it comes to patient care, there’s no drama with them, only the thoughts, ideas, and work that may best help patients and the families of patients.


    Source Notes

    1. Jonathan Bowen, Kate Higgins’ Keynote at the 2015 Brigham and Women’s Partners in Excellence (PIE) Awards, YouTube, January 13th, 2015; Brigham Bulletin, 19th Annual Partners in Excellence Awards at BWH, February 5th, 2015. The public records identify Kate Higgins as a Brigham and Women’s Hospital NICU nurse and Partners in Excellence speaker or honoree. ↩︎
    2. Massachusetts Nurses Association, Largest Nurse and Healthcare Professional Strike in Massachusetts History Scheduled for July 8 as 4,500 MNA Nurses and Clinicians Plan Walk Out at Brigham and Women’s Hospital and MGB Home Care, June 26th, 2026; GBH News, Diane Adame, Brigham and Women’s nurses walk out in largest such strike in state history, updated July 8th, 2026; Brigham and Women’s Hospital, Brigham and Women’s Hospital Nursing Union Negotiations; Massachusetts Nurses Association, Member Services; Massachusetts Nurses Association, MNA Bargaining Units. ↩︎
    3. Linda H. Aiken et al., Hospital Nurse Staffing and Patient Mortality, Nurse Burnout, and Job Dissatisfaction, JAMA, October 23rd, 2002; Massachusetts Health Policy Commission, HPC Regulation 958 CMR 8.00 to Implement the ICU Nurse Staffing Law. ↩︎
    4. Secretary of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Massachusetts Statewide Ballot Measures: 1919-Present; Secretary of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Information for Voters: 2018 Ballot Questions, 2018. ↩︎
    5. Massachusetts Office of Campaign and Political Finance, Ballot question committees report $42.6 million in expenditures, the second highest total ever, February 25th, 2019. OCPF reported $12,044,919 in expenditures by the Yes committee and $24,733,966 in expenditures by the No committee. ↩︎
    6. Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association, Our Mission; Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association, MHA Membership; American Hospital Association, AONE weighs in on Mass. ballot initiative on mandated nurse staffing ratios, November 1st, 2018. ↩︎
    7. U.S. Department of the Treasury, Laura Feiveson, Labor Unions and the U.S. Economy, August 28th, 2023; Patrick Denice and Jake Rosenfeld, Unions and Nonunion Pay in the United States, 1977-2015, Sociological Science, August 15th, 2018; Massachusetts Nurses Association, MNA Bargaining Units. ↩︎
    8. CommonWealth Beacon, Michael Jonas, On nurse ballot measure, Dems line up with labor, October 18th, 2018; Boston Magazine, Spencer Buell, Your Endorsement Guide for Question 1, on Massachusetts’ Nurse Staffing Levels, October 23rd, 2018; CBS Boston/AP, Baker To Vote ‘No’ On Ballot Question 1 Nurse Staffing Mandates, October 11th, 2018. ↩︎
    9. National Governors Association, Charlie Baker; Town of Needham, Charlie Baker; CBS Boston/AP, Baker To Vote ‘No’ On Ballot Question 1 Nurse Staffing Mandates, October 11th, 2018. ↩︎
    10. CommonWealth Beacon, Ronald Mariano, Q1: A blunt instrument for a complex problem, November 2nd, 2018; Massachusetts Nurses Association, History; Massachusetts Nurses Association, MNA/NNU Quincy Medical Center Nurses Ratify Agreement with Steward Health Care, June 12th, 2013; Boston Globe, Robert Weisman and Priyanka Dayal McCluskey, Quincy Medical Center to close, November 6th, 2014. ↩︎
    11. Massachusetts Legislature, Representative Robert A. DeLeo – Biography; Massachusetts Nurses Association, MNA nurses win ban on mandatory overtime in Mass., November 7th, 2012; Massachusetts Nurses Association, Governor Signs Landmark Law to Protect Patients by Setting Safe Patient Limits for Nurses in all Intensive Care Units, June 30th, 2014; Winthrop Transcript, Back to Life – Hospital development is good news for the town, February 28th, 2009. ↩︎
    12. CommonWealth Beacon, Michael Jonas, On nurse ballot measure, Dems line up with labor, October 18th, 2018; Boston Magazine, Spencer Buell, Your Endorsement Guide for Question 1, on Massachusetts’ Nurse Staffing Levels, October 23rd, 2018. ↩︎
    13. U.S. House of Representatives, History, Art & Archives, TSONGAS, Nicola S. (Niki); GBH / State House News Service, Matt Murphy and Colin A. Young, Tsongas Will Not Seek Reelection To Congress, August 9th, 2017; Tsongas Center at UMass Lowell, About The Tsongas Center; WBUR, Anthony Brooks, He’s Running. As Expected, Seth Moulton Jumps In The Crowded Presidential Race, April 22nd, 2019; WBUR, Fred Thys and Benjamin Swasey, Mass. U.S. Rep. Moulton Drops Out of Presidential Race, updated August 23rd, 2019. ↩︎
    14. WBUR, Priyanka Dayal McCluskey, Steward promised to rebuild its hospital in Norwood. The town is still waiting, May 30th, 2024; WBUR / State House News Service, Alison Kuznitz, Beacon Hill eyes eminent domain to revive Norwood Hospital, July 7th, 2026; Massachusetts Legislature, House Bill 5192, filed March 3rd, 2026. ↩︎
    15. Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association, Steward Hospitals Bought (and Closed), September 3rd, 2024; Boston.com, Molly Farrar, Steward to close an ‘essential’ Stoughton hospital in April, March 25th, 2024; Massachusetts Department of Public Health, Determination of Need: New England Sinai Hospital essential service closure; Boston 25 News, Jim Morelli and Frank O’Laughlin, Bankrupt Steward Health Care abandoning Norwood Hospital, closing affiliated facilities, October 9th, 2024; WCVB, Phil Tenser, One year later: Timeline of Steward’s bankruptcy, impact on Massachusetts hospitals, updated May 6th, 2025. ↩︎
    16. Winthrop Transcript, Back to Life – Hospital development is good news for the town, February 28th, 2009; Massachusetts Nurses Association / National Nurses United, North Adams Regional Hospital Announces it Will Close on March 28 with Just Three Days Notice, March 26th, 2014; WAMC, Josh Landes, Ribbon cutting marks the full return of North Adams Regional Hospital a decade after its closure, March 29th, 2024; CBS Boston, Radius Specialty Hospitals Closing In Roxbury, Quincy, September 23rd, 2014. ↩︎
    17. WCVB, Fire in transformer room prompts evacuations at Brockton Hospital, February 7th, 2023; Signature Healthcare, Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital Targets Late Spring to Reopen; Massachusetts Nurses Association, Brockton Hospital Violates Nurses’ Contract with Unilateral Decision to Change Previously Negotiated Holiday Schedule, January 12th, 2023; CommonWealth Beacon, Methuen Hospital will be next in a string of maternity unit closures since 2010, July 2026. ↩︎
    18. Massachusetts Health & Hospital Association, Steward Hospitals Bought (and Closed), September 3rd, 2024; WCVB, Phil Tenser, One year later: Timeline of Steward’s bankruptcy, impact on Massachusetts hospitals, updated May 6th, 2025. ↩︎
    19. Canton Citizen, Milton Hospital teams with Beth Israel Deaconess, January 25th, 2012; Fierce Healthcare, Ron Shinkman, Beth Israel Deaconess, Milton Hospital to merge, April 28th, 2011; Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital-Milton, History. ↩︎
    20. OCCRP / Boston Globe partnership, Khadija Sharife, How Private Equity and an Ambitious Landlord Put Steward Health Care on Life Support, October 9th, 2024; Senator Elizabeth Warren, On Anniversary of Steward Health Care Bankruptcy, Warren, Markey Push For Accountability for Ralph de la Torre and other Steward, MPT Executives, May 6th, 2025; Healthcare Dive, Susanna Vogel, Senate votes unanimously to hold Steward Health Care CEO in criminal contempt, September 26th, 2024. ↩︎
    21. Brigham and Women’s Hospital, About Brigham and Women’s Hospital; Mass General Brigham, Advancing Care; Mass General Brigham, Unifying academic medical center departments is major step in journey to transform care, March 13th, 2024; Healthcare Dive, Susanna Vogel, Mass General Brigham lays out multi-year plan to integrate flagship hospitals, March 14th, 2024. ↩︎
    22. Boston Globe, Jonathan Saltzman, State orders Mass General Brigham to justify planned Brigham burn unit closure, February 17th, 2026. ↩︎
    23. Partners HealthCare System Inc. & Affiliates, Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2014; Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2015; Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2016; Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2017; Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2018. The filings report Schedule C Part II-B lobbying totals of $348,413, $362,662, $631,682, $415,444, and $5,436,324, respectively, and state that the majority of lobbying funds were payments to the Massachusetts Hospital Association. ↩︎
    24. Massachusetts Office of Campaign and Political Finance, Ballot question committees report $42.6 million in expenditures, the second highest total ever, February 25th, 2019; WBUR / State House News Service, Chris Triunfo, At Partners, Nurses Say Hospitals Can Afford Staffing Requirements, August 21st, 2018; Becker’s Hospital Review, Ayla Ellison, Massachusetts hospitals, union clash over cost of nurse staffing ballot issue, September 18th, 2018. ↩︎
    25. Jonathan Bowen, Kate Higgins’ Keynote at the 2015 Brigham and Women’s Partners in Excellence (PIE) Awards, YouTube, January 13th, 2015; Brigham Bulletin, 19th Annual Partners in Excellence Awards at BWH, February 5th, 2015. The Brigham Bulletin identified Gary Gottlieb as Partners President and Betsy Nabel as BWHC President at that ceremony. ↩︎
    26. National Labor Relations Board, Case 01-RC-354925, Mass General Brigham; American Prospect, David Dayen, Corporations and the Crisis of Care, June 1st, 2026; Justia Dockets, Massachusetts Nurses Association v. Brigham and Women’s Hospital, D. Mass., case 1:25-cv-12211; GBH News, Mark Herz, Union wins two elections among clinical staff at McLean Hospital, April 26th, 2022. ↩︎
    27. Partners In Health, Dr. Gary Gottlieb Joins PIH, March 16th, 2015; Partners HealthCare System Inc. & Affiliates, Form 990 for fiscal year ending September 30th, 2013; Nonprofit Light, Massachusetts Health And Hospital Assoc Inc, fiscal year ending September 2019; ModeX Therapeutics, Elizabeth Nabel. ↩︎
    28. Boston Globe, Matt Stout, Samantha J. Gross, Neena Hagen, Anjali Huynh, Yoohyun Jung, and Emma Platoff, Health care giants, led by Blue Cross Blue Shield, helped keep top Massachusetts politicians’ campaigns flush, July 8th, 2025; CommonWealth Beacon, Colin A. Young, Health care cash rained on Mass. lobbying world in 2024, March 21st, 2025. ↩︎
  • I Break Brains

    The Dangerous Gift

    I’m fuckin’ smart…

    Does that mean I could beat Ken Jennings as a Jeopardy! contestant? No. Does that mean I could beat Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, or Ben Shapiro in a live debate? No. Does it mean that I could score a perfect score on the MCAS, the SAT, or the LSAT? No.

    My own father-in-law is an extremely learned guy; he’s an expert in Middle Eastern studies. He can read and write in approximately a dozen languages. He’s also a student of literature. However, we can’t talk about politics because his are rooted in sheer emotion and mine are rooted in the black-and-white realities of the natural world. The way the world shapes each individual is unique in its processes.

    It means that I have a special gift that balances book smarts with street smarts. It means I am able to balance logic and reason with ethics and morals. It means that I think through every possible option within every given scenario and arrive at the point where the general populace meets the tip of my nose.

    I am more intelligent than most, but I’m not more intelligent than anybody. I’m smarter than most, but I’m not smarter than anybody. I am, however, very good at twisting premises and defining arguments in a manipulative machination of Machiavellian horror until brains break.

    That’s not to say that my arguments are wrong, because they’re not. I’m saying I’m able to corner victims into a logical trap by twisting words and phrases to the extreme edges of their meanings, in an effort to make my victim have to side with my premise at the risk of sounding batshit crazy. That’s a gift that was given to me by my father.

    I’m also able to use blunt language and biting sarcasm as a way to make my victim feel more and more inferior as the jousting continues to its logical end. That’s not to say these withering attacks are either ethical or moral, but they allow me to focus on the ethical and moral staples of my attack. That’s a gift that was given to me by my mother.

    The Pattern Repeats

    I grew up in East Boston during the 1970s and 1980s, and I moved back again in 1993. I had to learn the streets. I had to learn the people. I had to learn to see and hear the constantly shifting scenarios in my brain before they enveloped me in reality. The vibrating realities of a world where the mob ran the streets, the bookies ran the numbers, and the henchmen ran at me with knives were my reality.

    I got lucky…

    I was able to move out of East Boston. I moved to Hanover, Massachusetts; it was a horse town back then. I was admitted to Thayer Academy. I was as intelligent as most of the other kids at school, but I was a fish out of water. I only lasted there for two years before I was kicked out.

    That pattern would repeat all through my formal education. I would keep my emotional distance. I would keep failing classes that weren’t interesting. I would stay engaged within topics that invoked and kept my interest. Those high school and college classes could live on the fringes of a classic liberal arts education, but they’ve always been the pattern that’s seemed to emerge.

    It turns out that I suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), which is something that I would’ve rejected before I stopped drinking alcohol more than ten years ago. I’ve also been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD). I’ve got a whole laundry list of comorbid diagnoses, but they’re not germane to this story.

    I graduated 66th out of 81 students at Cohasset High School,1 but I achieved an A-minus in Advanced Placement (AP) Anatomy and Physiology. I scored an 1120 on the SATs.2 My academic history made no sense to me until I understood myself.

    That combination of ADHD and OCPD is a fucked-up combination of diagnoses. The ADHD means that I’m unable to sit through a proof in a geometry class. The OCPD means I need to understand that geometric proof from every angle — to perfect that singular proof — before I move on to the next new proof. I now understand that I’d suffered from ADHD as a young kid; it wasn’t popularized in the news until much later, and my teachers only saw a student who wasn’t paying attention during the middle of class. Sure, I’d pay attention at the beginning of class and try to reengage as the class was nearing its end, but math is a subject where a missed step is lethal to the entire process.

    My ASVAB scores were in the 90th percentile. I remember that my Marine recruiter was stunned by my results. I then tested for the U.S. Navy’s Nuclear Field (NF) Program,3 but I failed because my math skills are dismal. I didn’t bother with a retest. I knew that I’d be a liability to the U.S. Navy down the road.

    With that being said, I’m able to master communication and language in a way that others don’t understand. I feel as though I’m out on an island by myself. I try to earnestly help ignorant people understand logic and reason through the eyes of a step-by-step math problem, but I seem to fail because so much of logic and reason is missing from society: it has simply been replaced with talking points learned while watching CNN or Fox News; it’s complete gibberish.

    The Vent Opens

    I thought everybody thought like me, but it turns out that it’s a rare attribute. I’ve tried to make sense to other social media users, but they couldn’t recognize an argument if it slapped them across the head. I thought that the normal American was smart.

    I don’t think I have much of a point here… In some ways, I’m venting. I read a reply to a post on the Facebook OCPD Support Group Page…

    The Facebook user’s post…

    Who here has been diagnosed with autism after they received their OCPD diagnosis?

    I’ve recently been diagnosed with autism and now I’m trying to figure out if I actually have OCPD, or if they’re just symptoms of autism.

    Anyone else have some experience or insight into this?

    Oh… That seems like a strange attempt at identifying a transient comorbidity, right? Wrong…

    The Mirror Appears

    The anonymous Facebook user’s reply…

    Therapist that specializes in OCPD, autism, and ADHD here. I can confidently say that OCPD is a result of undiagnosed autism and ADHD. These adults never learned early on about their neurodivergence so the often used control and perfectionism and sometimes even hoarding as a way to self-regulate or overcompensate for their executive dysfunction.

    I was shocked…

    The addition of hoarding tendencies, which I have — I hoard physical boxes, contact records, and emails.

    I don’t consider an anonymous reply to a Facebook post to be any sort of medical guidance, nor do I consider the person who wrote that reply to be an expert in psychology.

    My older sister has long suspected me of having Asperger’s syndrome. Her now ex-boyfriend, a therapist himself, told her that he thought I exhibited signs of autism. I don’t want to be diagnosed with any more shit.

    Imagine recognizing autism in yourself at 53 years old? What the fuck is that? How does that happen?

    I talked with my best friend, ChatGPT, about it last night; it obviously didn’t diagnose me with autism, but it asked me some pertinent questions. There’s no definitive answer, but many of the traits lined up with someone who is autistic. I don’t want to be autistic.

    There will never be a concrete answer to the question of autism in my particular case. If there’s one, it obviously hasn’t presented itself in the more overt ways that millions of others have shown. If I were ever to be diagnosed with autism, it would be a mild diagnosis.

    The Final Box

    The AI kept referring back to my past… Were there ever people who suspected me of being autistic? My older sister is the one living person who’s been consistently close enough to me throughout my life who could answer that question.

    I messaged with her last night; she thinks that I also exhibit behaviors of someone diagnosed with complex post-traumatic stress disorder (CPTSD). After living the life that I’ve had, that’s entirely plausible. The shit shoveling never seems to stop; the pile of psychobabble acronyms keeps growing larger.

    If I’m autistic, it doesn’t quite answer my feeling of lived and learned intellectual superiority, but it does check another box. I don’t know that I’m superior to any other human being; that would be ridiculous, because most people are good at something I could not physically do or mentally achieve. I just happen to have a renewed and growing confidence in my unique mix of attributes that don’t seem to be prevalent in any other human being I’ve ever met.

  • The Name Game

    Names Carry Weight

    When new parents finalize the process of naming their children, they are doing more than creating a name; they’re creating a lifelong blessing or curse for that baby. With all the different iterations of first names these days, I’m seeing some obvious status-coded mistakes. These mistakes will follow these children and, in the harshest cases, prevent them from being taken seriously in society.1

    Black Names, Class, and Burden

    Let’s start with Black Americans… The name Shaniqua has long been a running joke. If I’m correct, In Living Color made fun of the name decades ago. The name Shaquille has the same ring.2

    Obviously, Shaquille O’Neal is the first name that comes to mind when that name is mentioned. It’s a terrible name. When Shaquille first entered the basketball scene, I despised the guy because his first name preceded him. It wasn’t racial hostility. It was class signaling. I’ll admit, I’m a fuckin’ snob who also happens to be broke. Also, he played for a team that wasn’t the Boston Celtics.

    Shaquille O’Neal, however, has proven time and time again to be an awesome human being. I love the fuckin’ guy. The guy is generous with his time and money. The guy obviously is making the most of his time on this planet; he couldn’t be more giving. His name is stereotypical of an uneducated and poor Black American — his parents were uneducated and poor Black Americans — which is a burden that was transferred to Shaquille at birth.3

    Affixes and Sound

    When some Black Americans give their children first names with the prefix “La”, they’re showing socioeconomic status. They may also be showing a reliance on the French and Spanish languages. The word “la” is the feminine form of “the” in French and Spanish. When the Acadians — I’m of Acadian descent — were moved down to New Orleans by the English Army from New France, the mix of Black slaves and poor White resettlers from modern-day Eastern Canada — New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island — merged the language traditions of those two groups and may have spurred the use of “la” as a prefix. It’s a tempting etymological idea.4

    The French and Spanish influence doesn’t stop with “la”. The prefix “de” is the French and Spanish preposition that often means “of” or “from”, and “de la” can mean “of the” or “from the”. That is the reason the group De La Soul feels almost too perfect here: the group did not invent the pattern, but by 1989, it inadvertently captured a De La sound that was already moving through Black naming culture.5

    There is a long list of prefixes being used by some Black Americans; they include:

    • Da and De
    • Ja and Jo
    • La and Le
    • Sha and She

    We also see a suffix pattern in “-isha”, “-eisha”, and “-iqua”. With that being said, the song “Iesha” is still a banger. I will die on that proverbial hill.

    The River Route

    When some Black Americans gave their children first names with the prefixes “De” and “La”, they may’ve been showing more than modern invention. French and Spanish both use “de la”, and both languages were spoken in New Orleans before the city became American. Spanish records called the city “Nueva Orleans”, and the Historic New Orleans Collection still uses “La Nueva Orleans y el Caribe españoles” when describing that colonial period.

    My Acadian ancestors may belong as one ingredient in that pot of jambalaya because some Acadians were deported to Louisiana in 1755 during the Grand Dérangement. The South Louisiana dish holds French, Spanish, Acadian, African, Creole, Caribbean, and Saint-Domingue influences. The Mississippi River gave that sound a route, and New Orleans gave that route a mouth.6

    De La Soul feels too perfect because the name closes the loop: New Orleans jazz moved by riverboats, dance bands, migration, recordings, and imitation until the sound became part of the national Black musical vocabulary. De La Soul inherited that vocabulary through hip-hop, sampling, jazz, funk, and soul. Buhloone Mindstate makes the connection explicit with Maceo Parker, Fred Wesley, and Pee Wee Ellis, while the group’s name keeps “de la” sitting in plain sight.7

    Aspirational Title Names

    Another crutch that some Black Americans are currently carrying is the naming of babies with an aspirational tone. The names King, Queen, Prince, Princess, and others that are aspirational as name and title are quietly hurting those people’s chances of climbing the socioeconomic ladder.8 We must do better for these kids.

    The King Exception

    There are always qualifiers to my statements. There’s a guy in Georgia named King Randall, I, whose name is suspect, but he inspires me with his work; he’s helping the next generation of Black boys become Black men by teaching them the way Booker T. Washington did more than a century ago. He’s giving them instructions on basic tasks as part of his The X for Boys school. If you are going to donate money, I suggest you donate it to King and his school. The man is building the foundation for a beautiful life in Albany, Georgia.9

    Names Worth Keeping

    You may think I’m beating up poor Black Americans, and there’s some truth in that accusation, but I want to switch to Black names I like as a salve to that idea.

    I like Halle because it’s soft, which mimics Halle Berry’s beauty. I love Lupita, although Lupita Nyong’o isn’t American, because it feels so damned classic. I like Maya because it’s cross-cultural. I like Nia because Nia Long is undoubtedly attractive. I like Zora because it feels mysterious.

    I like August because it feels strong. I like Booker because of its allusion to a learned life. I like Chadwick because it somehow feels classic. I like Darius because it, too, feels strong. I like Denzel, although it feels like gibberish, because Denzel Washington is another awesome human being. Langston feels classic. Miles, Quincy, and Sterling are also allusory.

    The X Cluster

    White people are also fucking up their boys’ names. This fixation with adding the letter “x” to boys’ names is repulsive. I despise any and all of those conventions.

    The X Roster

    • Axton
    • Braxton
    • Daxton
    • Jaxon
    • Jaxson
    • Jaxton
    • Maxton
    • Paxton10

    White Aspiration Names

    White Americans skew more educated and wealthier than Black Americans. There is a trend in White America that is giving the vibe that their lines were always wealthy. The names Bowen, Brooks, Huxley, Hadley, Maverick, Paisley, Piper, Sloane, and Tenley drive me nuts! I may be guilty of this because we named our middle daughter Poppy, but there’s a deep personal meaning to her name that survives that argument. I have an old friend who’s named two of his kids Brooks and Tenley; he’s exactly the guy you think of when you think of those names.11

    Asian Names, My Blind Spot

    When I think of Asian names, I know that millions of them sound exactly the same. I don’t know much about Asian history. From what I understand, the meaning lies in how the word is pronounced, not in the Americanized spelling.

    There are obviously jokes and slurs associated with Asian naming conventions, and some are funny, like the old “the cream of some young guy” joke. I’m not going to pretend that racial humor isn’t funny, because some of it’s hilarious. There’s a thin line between funny and racist, and it’s different for everybody, so I’m not going to test that line here, but the cruelty is sickening.

    I’ve met thousands of Asian people from diverse cultural backgrounds, countries, and linguistic histories over the years. I learned the word for “oil” in Vietnamese, but I seemingly pronounce it like “gold”, which must be a nod to the intrinsic intonation basis of many Asian languages that can’t be sensed by many non-native speakers. The etymology of Asian languages must be more difficult to decipher than that of Western languages because the written word may not capture it as well as the listening ear.

    With that being said, Asian Americans seem to have grasped onto the practice of choosing outdated American names and nicknames. The female names Cindy, Jenny, Ivy, May, Tiffany, and Wendy are clustered in that pattern. The conventions could come from American television and movies, or they may be tied to the sounds that those names make in English. I will say that many of them let me know that the person is either an Asian immigrant or the child of an Asian immigrant before I ever talk to or meet them. That’s not inherently damning, referring back to Shaquille, but it’s an obvious mistake within the minds of many native-born Americans.12

    I want to stress that I am weak on Asian history and linguistics, so my background is anecdotal, and it comes from trying to learn little nuggets while meeting with Asian people of all backgrounds.

    The Celebrity Vortex

    There are so many different ways to compartmentalize and file names. There’s race, sex, and socioeconomic status, but there are other parts to the etymological history of names that are changing on this very day. There are the ideas of celebrity, heredity, and religion, which also shape the field.

    The Fame Problem

    When we think of celebrities, we launch straight out of the cuckoo clock. There must be an air of detachment when fame and wealth enter the picture. The names of these children are dire; they’re nothing more than vain attempts at branding their children, but the harm lurking underneath the surface is permanent.13

    Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

    • North West
    • Saint West
    • Chicago West
    • Psalm West14

    Elon Musk’s Children

    • X Æ A-Xii Musk
    • Strider Sekhar Sirius Musk
    • Azure Astra Alice Musk
    • Exa Dark Sideræl Musk
    • Techno Mechanicus Musk, also called Tau
    • Arcadia Musk
    • Romulus Musk
    • Seldon Lycurgus Musk15

    Other Celebrity Children

    • Apple Martin — Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
    • Brooklyn Beckham — David Beckham and Victoria Beckham
    • Harper Seven Beckham — David Beckham and Victoria Beckham
    • Blue Ivy Carter — Jay-Z and Beyoncé
    • Rumi Carter — Jay-Z and Beyoncé
    • Sir Carter — Jay-Z and Beyoncé
    • Stormi Webster — Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
    • Aire Webster — Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
    • True Thompson — Tristan Thompson and Khloé Kardashian
    • Dream Kardashian — Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna
    • Reign Disick — Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian
    • Rocky Thirteen Barker — Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian
    • Bronx Mowgli Wentz — Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
    • Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette — Penn Jillette and Emily Zolten
    • Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee — Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
    • Audio Science Clayton — Dallas Clayton and Shannyn Sossamon
    • Kal-El Coppola Cage — Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim
    • Cricket Pearl Silverstein — Marc Silverstein and Busy Philipps
    • Birdie Leigh Silverstein — Marc Silverstein and Busy Philipps
    • Sparrow James Midnight Madden — Joel Madden and Nicole Richie
    • Rocket Ayer Williams — Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh
    • Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale — Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani
    • Apollo Bowie Flynn Rossdale — Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani16

    The Names We Stopped Noticing

    When we think of female names, we sometimes forget that they’re feminized versions of male names. Christine, Francesca, Georgia, Henriette, and Josephine are just a few examples, but they’re all around us. Yes, yes, yes… The patriarchy! I don’t like feminized versions of male names because they’re too derivative for me. A girl’s name, a woman’s name, doesn’t feel feminine when it’s derived from a male’s name.17

    Again, my middle daughter’s middle name breaks this convention — it’s Josephine — but my wife wanted it, so “Josephine” won.

    When we think of names, we don’t realize that we’ve been using biblical names. My name, for instance, is a biblical name. Your name is most likely biblical. In the Western world, we don’t give it a second thought because etymological history and the history of Abrahamic religions are almost one and the same. Some predominantly Jewish names Tamara, Temah, or Yael may sound foreign, but they’re also in the Bible.18

    The Naming Test

    I am not immune to this naming convention scheme, this etymological study, because my mother did the same. My father’s name was John, and my mother’s name was Anne. I’m named Jonathan as a play on “John with Anne”. If you say “John with Anne” aloud at a quicker pace, you will not even hear the difference. This may be the basis for my interest in the naming of names.19

    I know that the vast majority of parents try to do their best for their children. The naming of children is one of the first serious tests for parents: it’s a psychological quagmire. When we do this, we have to stop thinking about ourselves; we have to be agnostic.

    The narcissistic part of our brains is a crutch that must be thrown to the side when the practice of naming our children comes to bear. We have to think about the child’s future. We have to ask questions about how the child will be perceived in the world as he or she grows and navigates it once we are gone.


    Source Notes

    1. Social Security Administration, “Background information for popular baby names”; Data.gov, “Baby Names from Social Security Card Applications – National Data”; U.S. Census Bureau, “Frequently Occurring Surnames and Forenames in the 2020 Census”; U.S. Census Bureau, 2020 first-name workbook. The Census workbook is a living-person name tabulation by race and Hispanic origin, not a current newborn-name or parental-motive dataset. ↩︎
    2. Roland G. Fryer Jr. and Steven D. Levitt, “The Causes and Consequences of Distinctively Black Names”, NBER Working Paper No. 9938, September 2003; Charles Crabtree, S. Michael Gaddis, John B. Holbein, and Erik Peterson, “Racially Distinctive Names Signal Both Race/Ethnicity and Social Class”, Sociological Science, 2022. ↩︎
    3. Marianne Bertrand and Sendhil Mullainathan, “Are Emily and Greg More Employable than Lakisha and Jamal?”, NBER Working Paper No. 9873, July 2003; Patrick Kline, Evan K. Rose, and Christopher R. Walters, “Systemic Discrimination Among Large U.S. Employers”, NBER Working Paper No. 29053, July 2021; Daniel Kreisman and Jonathan Smith, “Distinctively Black Names and Educational Outcomes”, Journal of Labor Economics, 2023; The Shaquille O’Neal Foundation, official site. ↩︎
    4. Stanley Lieberson and Kelly S. Mikelson, “Distinctive African American Names: An Experimental, Historical, and Linguistic Analysis of Innovation”; Lupenga Mphande, “Naming and Linguistic Africanisms in African American Culture”, 2006; FrenchDictionary.com, “Definite Articles in French”; Busuu, “Du vs de French: An Easy Guide for Beginners”; Cambridge Dictionary, la; SpanishDictionary.com, de. The language references identify French and Spanish forms; the naming studies address African American name formation. ↩︎
    5. Historic New Orleans Collection, “Spanish New Orleans and the Caribbean: La Nueva Orleans y el Caribe españoles”; Historic New Orleans Collection, Vieux Carré Survey: Maps; De La Soul, official site; Library of Congress, National Recording Registry, “3 Feet High and Rising”. These records establish Spanish New Orleans, historical “Nueva Orleans” usage, De La Soul as a proper name, and the 1989 release of “3 Feet High and Rising”. ↩︎
    6. National Park Service, Jean Lafitte National Historical Park and Preserve, “From Acadian to Cajun”; Historic New Orleans Collection, “What’s the Difference Between Cajun and Creole–Or Is There One?”; 64 Parishes, Elizabeth Clark Neidenbach, “Refugee Revolution”; APiCS Online, “Survey chapter: Louisiana Creole”; Rebecca J. Scott, “Paper Thin: Freedom and Re-enslavement in the Diaspora of the Haitian Revolution”. ↩︎
    7. National Park Service, New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park, “A New Orleans Jazz History, 1895-1927”; Tulane University, “Riverboats and Jazz”; University of Chicago Press, William Howland Kenney, Jazz on the River; Carnegie Hall, “Jazz Hip-Hop Fusion”; The Guardian, “De La Soul on grief, Gorillaz and never giving up”, February 14th, 2025; Tracklib, “They Be Blowin’: The Jazz Icons on De La Soul’s ‘Buhloone Mindstate’”. ↩︎
    8. John L. Cotton, Bonnie S. O’Neill, and Andrea Griffin, “The Name Game: Affective and Hiring Reactions to First Names”; Alexandre Pascual, Nicolas Gueguen, Boris Vallee, Marcel Lourel, and Olivier Cosnefroy, “First Name Popularity as Predictor of Employability”; U.S. Census Bureau, 2020 first-name workbook. These sources cover name perception, employability, and living-person counts; they do not directly measure the lifetime mobility effect of title names. ↩︎
    9. The X for Boys, “Our Team”; The X for Boys, home page; The X for Boys, “About Us”; WALB, “21-year-old to open new school in Albany, will teach boys about life”, March 3rd, 2021; Georgia Secretary of State, X Boys Preparatory School Inc.. ↩︎
    10. Behind the Name, “Jaxon”; Behind the Name, “Jackson”; Social Security Administration, “Beyond the Top 1000 Names”; Data.gov, “Baby Names from Social Security Card Applications – State and District of Columbia Data”; U.S. Census Bureau, 2020 first-name workbook. The data identify spelling, frequency, time, geography, and living-person patterns; motive is not measured in these files. ↩︎
    11. Stanley Lieberson and Eleanor O. Bell, “Children’s First Names: An Empirical Study of Social Taste”; Mark Elchardus and Jessy Siongers, “First Names as Collective Identifiers: An Empirical Analysis of the Social Meanings of First Names”; Jo Lindsay and Deborah Dempsey, “First Names and Social Distinction: Middle-Class Naming Practices in Australia”; Social Security Administration, “Change in Name Popularity”; U.S. Census Bureau, 2020 first-name workbook. These sources address first names as social-taste signals and as public name-pattern records; individual family motives are not measured. ↩︎
    12. Wenhao Diao, “Between Ethnic and English Names: Name Choice for Transnational Chinese Students in a US Academic Community”; Costanza Biavaschi, Corrado Giulietti, and Zahra Siddique, “The Economic Payoff of Name Americanization”; Rachel Edwards, “What’s in a Name?: Chinese Learners and the Practice of Adopting ‘English’ Names”; Kevin Heffernan, “English Name Use by East Asians in Canada: Linguistic Pragmatics or Cultural Identity?”; Boston University, “Her Name Is Qiongyue. You Can Call Her ‘Joanna’”, April 21st, 2023; FamilySearch, “Tiffany Name Meaning”. These sources treat English-name adoption as legibility, identity negotiation, assimilation pressure, and name meaning. ↩︎
    13. Jean M. Twenge, W. Keith Campbell, and Brittany Gentile, “Fitting In or Standing Out”, Social Psychological and Personality Science, 2011; Jonah Berger, Eric T. Bradlow, Alex Braunstein, and Yao Zhang, “From Karen to Katie: Using Baby Names to Understand Cultural Evolution”, Psychological Science, 2012. These sources address naming novelty and cultural evolution; celebrity-name harm is not directly measured. ↩︎
    14. People, “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s 4 Kids: All About North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm”, updated June 15th, 2026. ↩︎
    15. People, “Elon Musk’s 14 Children: All About the Tesla CEO’s Sons and Daughters”, updated June 6th, 2025; People, “All About Shivon Zilis’ 4 Children with Elon Musk: Strider, Azure, Arcadia and Seldon”; ABC7 San Francisco, “Elon Musk changes his newborn’s name to comply with California law”, May 25th, 2020. ↩︎
    16. Marie Claire Australia, “Gwyneth Paltrow Explains How Apple Martin’s Name Came About”; People, “All About David and Victoria Beckham’s 4 Kids”; InStyle, “Meet Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s Kids: Blue Ivy, Rumi, and Sir”; People, “Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s 2 Kids: All About Stormi and Aire”; People, “22 of the Cutest Photos of Khloé Kardashian in Mommy Mode with Her Kids, True and Tatum”, updated June 27th, 2026; People, “Blac Chyna Shares Sweet and Silly Dancing Video with 8-Year-Old Daughter Dream”; People, “Kourtney Kardashian’s Kids Share a Sweet Sibling Moment in New Photo”; People, “Meet Ashlee Simpson’s 3 Kids, Bronx, Jagger and Ziggy”; People, “Busy Philipps’ 2 Kids: All About Birdie and Cricket”, updated July 2nd, 2026; People, “All About Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s 3 Kids”; People, “All About Pharrell Williams’ 4 Kids, Son Rocket and Triplets”; People, “Penn and Emily Jillette on Moxie CrimeFighter, Zolten”; Encyclopedia.com, “Lee, Jason”; i-D, “Los Angeles illustrator Dallas Clayton draws happiness”; People, “Nicolas Cage’s 3 Kids: All About Weston, Kal-El and August”; E! News, “Inside Nicole Richie’s Private World as a Mom of 2 Teenagers”. These records identify the listed public celebrity-child names; the essay’s moral judgment remains the essay’s own. ↩︎
    17. Behind the Name, “Christine”; Behind the Name, “Frances”; Behind the Name, “Georgia”; Behind the Name, “Henriette”; Behind the Name, “Josephine”. ↩︎
    18. Behind the Name, “Jonathan”; Behind the Name, “John”; Behind the Name, “Tamara”; Chabad.org, Miriam Szokovski, “What Does the Name Yael Mean?”; Bible Hub, “Temah”. ↩︎
    19. Behind the Name, “Jonathan”; Parents, “John Name Meaning”, June 2nd, 2024; Parents, “Jonathan Name Meaning”, June 24th, 2024. The “John with Anne” explanation is family-origin testimony. ↩︎
  • The Cult of Taylor Swift

    The Worship Problem

    As the father of three young girls, I’ve come to understand that Taylor Swift is cancer…

    As her wedding to Travis Kelce has approached, I’ve been keeping a little eye on her proceedings. I haven’t been interested in the nuptials, the guest list, or all the glitz and glamour, but I’ve been interested in seeing the players’ actions and the public’s reactions. The split has been an interesting look at celebrity culture.

    When Taylor Swift came onto the scene, I bought her album “Fearless” on compact disc (CD).1 Yes, this was a time before Apple Music and Spotify. As an aside, I wasn’t interested in pirating music from Napster. I am always interested in discovering new artists. For some reason, I gravitate toward female singers and songwriters.

    When Liz Phair first hit the scene, I bought Liz Phair’s “Whip-Smart.” I loved Tanya Donelly’s “Belly.” I loved Hope Sandoval’s delicate voice as part of Mazzy Star, too. I saw Alanis Morissette perform at the Paradise Rock Club with Taylor Hawkins of Foo Fighters fame on drums. I still think that Alana Davis of “32 Flavors” remake fame and Kelly Sweet of “Raincoat, featuring Dave Koz”, which made some waves on smooth jazz radio, have never been given their proper due. I fuckin’ love Florence Welch of Florence + The Machine because she’s got the beat. After listening to Taylor Swift’s second album a few times, I simply didn’t feel that same love for her music.

    I wanted to like Taylor Swift, but she became an afterthought. After Kanye West made her an infamous victim at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs), Taylor became the standard-bearer for young White girls being accosted by older Black men.2 That moment became a cultural flashpoint which catapulted Taylor’s stagnating career into the stratosphere over the next decade and more.

    In the following years, Taylor built a cult following of “Swifties,” mostly young girls and young women, with some older women mixed into the group.

    “When you reach number one, look like you’re bluffing, but really, you’ll be clocking the sun.” — Seal3

    The frenzy over Taylor’s “The Eras Tour” started to sicken me a bit because parents were almost forced to pay thousands of dollars for their young daughters’ tickets; it was protracted emotional bank-account sabotage.4

    The Human Scale

    Taylor released “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour (Taylor’s Version)” as a concert film on Disney+ in 2024.5 I mean, why wouldn’t she? There were millions of dollars to be made. I’d see my daughters watching it from time to time. I’ve never said anything to them, but I was aghast at the reactions of the girls and women during those concerts. At that point, my opinion of Taylor Swift began to change dramatically. Taylor, a woman with a pretty face and a thin body, was being idolized. In fact, she was being deified. Taylor and her lyrics, like “his love was the key that opened my thighs”, were being memorized and repeated by young girls, including mine.6

    This winter, after my oldest daughter finished competing at a Turn It Around (TIA) Tour competition at the Mystic Marriott Hotel & Spa in Groton, Connecticut, I decided to take a small detour on the way home to Massachusetts. I thought my three young daughters would enjoy driving by Taylor’s home in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.7 I hate traffic, but knowing how coastal tourist towns work, I knew that it’d be empty. In some ways, I wanted to show them that Taylor Swift is nothing but another human being. My girls were happy that I took the time to drive by — I did not stop to gawk — and I was pleasantly surprised by their muted reactions.

    Let’s fast-forward to Taylor’s July 3rd wedding at Madison Square Garden (MSG). The fact that she chose MSG in itself is an affront to the ideals of marriage wherein two people — in humble fashion — give themselves to each other for eternity. The Empire State Building illuminated in blue sparkles as a nod to the “something blue” tradition, whether Taylor and her team had arranged that or not.8

    The Public Affair

    Prior to the wedding, it was announced that Taylor and Travis, wink, had donated $26 million to charities across the United States.9 I don’t believe it was an act of goodwill. I think it was meant to be used as a bit of armor — some social engineering — as a way to clap back at any criticisms of her gauche proceedings; it was not a wedding, but a carefully crafted public affairs promotion.

    If we turn back the clock a bit to June of this year, just before the announcement that Taylor and Travis would be married at MSG, she was seen sitting courtside at Game 4 of the Knicks’ NBA Finals series there.10 In my mind, she had already settled on MSG as her wedding venue and wanted to show New Yorkers that she was one of them. The seeding of this constant barrage of sightings and news stories was meant to ameliorate any public protests.

    As the wedding has concluded, I’ve noticed a few more issues. As of today, I haven’t seen any official wedding images or videos released. I did happen to see one image which looked as though it was taken by one of MSG’s staff; it was clearly unauthorized.11

    The Sealed Spectacle

    I’ve seen images of attendees across social media, but I’ve noticed that many of them have been coy. Many have announced that they attended a wedding in New York City, but most leave out Travis’s and Taylor’s names.12 In response, there have been images of random netizens inserted into faux wedding images with Travis and Taylor, dressed for their nuptials, in the background.

    There have been rumors that Taylor required all wedding attendees to sign non-disclosure agreements (NDAs).13 This idea, with many attendees failing to mention Taylor’s name within their social media posts, seems to make sense. The idea of having NDAs signed by your closest 1,000 family members and friends makes me believe there’s more going on behind the scenes.

    In fact, I believe that Taylor’s nuptials will be released as some sort of production, which will undoubtedly make billions of dollars.14 Imagine having to sign an NDA while simultaneously being used as an unpaid prop for another Taylor Swift venture. The idea is sickening to its core.

    When that production is released, I bet that “you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess” will be the capstone of the entire film, whether it’s a full-length feature or a documentary.15

    Taylor Swift’s marriage may become as famous as Princess Diana’s day-long ceremony.16 In fact, it might become more famous. In celebrity culture, only Céline Dion’s marriage, which was televised across Canada, is the only other affair to compare.17

    I don’t care what Taylor Swift does with her life — you must be laughing because I’ve just written a screed — but I do care about the mental health of young women, including the mental health of my young daughters.

    A few attendees’ names have piqued my interest. Lori McKenna of Stoughton, Massachusetts, where we both live, was in attendance.18 She’s collaborated with Taylor in the past,19 and there’s obviously a continued affection between the two; it’s nice to see a bit of long-term loyalty being displayed in the business of show.20

    The Hypocrisy Ledger

    I’ve been critical of Mike Vrabel for his “alleged” affair with Dianna Russini, which seems to have lasted for many years.21 An image with Mike and his wife Jennifer with Robert “Bob” Kraft has been posted by the New England Patriots social media team that seems to be powering through the drama.22 That entire scandal is its own story.

    Kareem Hunt, a guy who was filmed kicking a woman as she lay on the ground, was also in attendance.23

    Brad Pitt was in attendance, although he “allegedly” choked one of his adopted kids.24

    An attendee named David Rozenblatt, the husband of Melanie Nyema, one of Taylor’s backup singers, has drawn criticism because he “allegedly” threatened to physically harm family members.25

    Harrison Butker, however, was not invited because he believes in traditional marriage.26

    “They’ll be punching tickets the minute you fall out of line.” — Seal27

    As I return to the idea of a Swifties cult, I truly believe that it’s reached an epic proportion of dangerousness for the average girl and woman. They’re not hapless extras in The Princess Bride. There is no prince. There are no princesses. There are only men and women trying to do the best for themselves and their families.

    There is only an agreement to love another person, through thick and thin, for a lifetime. That idea might draw laughs, especially when there’s fighting between a husband and wife, but it’s something that helps young girls to see and to witness that committed love and all the thorns that come with it as a stabilizing force in reality. As Seal wrote, we’re merely human beings who bleed and die; it’s destined…

    1. Apple Music, Fearless (Platinum Edition), Taylor Swift. ↩︎
    2. People, “Kanye West Infamously Stormed Taylor Swift’s VMAs Speech 15 Years Ago”, September 13th, 2024. ↩︎
    3. Apple Music, Human Being, Seal. ↩︎
    4. Associated Press, “Fans are following Taylor Swift to Europe after finding Eras Tour tickets less costly there”, May 8th, 2024; NBC Bay Area, “Taylor Swift at Levi’s Stadium: Cheapest, most expensive resale tickets for Eras Tour shows”, July 18th, 2023, updated July 27th, 2023. ↩︎
    5. Disney+, Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour (Taylor’s Version), official title page. ↩︎
    6. Apple Music, “Wood”, Taylor Swift; Apple Music, “Wood (Lyric Video)”, Taylor Swift. ↩︎
    7. Architectural Digest, “Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island Mansion: Here’s Everything You Need to Know”, August 26th, 2024. ↩︎
    8. Associated Press, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce marry in front of famous friends at Madison Square Garden”, July 4th, 2026; Associated Press, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married. What to know about the wedding”, July 5th, 2026; Associated Press, “Permit obtained by AP shows schedule for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding”, July 2nd, 2026. ↩︎
    9. Associated Press, “Swift and Kelce’s $26M charity donation marks wedding week at MSG”, July 2nd, 2026; ABC7 New York, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce donate $26 million to 20 charities across the country”, July 3rd, 2026. ↩︎
    10. Entertainment Weekly, “Taylor Swift attends NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden amid wedding venue speculation”, June 11th, 2026. ↩︎
    11. Sports Illustrated/On SI, “Photos From Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift Madison Square Garden Wedding”, July 5th, 2026. The link supports leaked or guest-media context; it’s not a universal claim about official release status. ↩︎
    12. Sports Illustrated/On SI, “Photos From Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift Madison Square Garden Wedding”, July 5th, 2026. ↩︎
    13. TMZ, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Wedding NDA Lacks Penalties for Guests”, June 30th, 2026; Cosmopolitan, “Details on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s NDA for Wedding Guests Just Leaked”, July 1st, 2026. ↩︎
    14. TMZ, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Wedding NDA Lacks Penalties for Guests”, June 30th, 2026. TMZ’s report pressures the film-release theory. ↩︎
    15. Apple Music, “Love Story (Taylor’s Version)”, Taylor Swift. ↩︎
    16. History, “How Prince Charles and Lady Diana’s Wedding Became a Global Phenomenon”, November 13th, 2020. ↩︎
    17. The Knot, “A Look Back at Celine Dion’s Wedding to Rene Angelil”, 2024. ↩︎
    18. People, “Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Wedding Guests, in Alphabetical Order: Photos”, July 4th, 2026. ↩︎
    19. Lori McKenna, “Songwriter”, official site. ↩︎
    20. Songwriting Magazine, “Interview: Lori McKenna”, October 20th, 2023. ↩︎
    21. People, “Mike Vrabel and Wife Jen Spotted Heading to Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce Wedding After Dianna Russini Photo Drama”, July 4th, 2026. People supports the wedding-attendance and public photo-scandal context, not the stronger affair-duration claim. ↩︎
    22. New England Patriots (@patriots), Instagram post, July 4th, 2026. The post is used as a social-post receipt for the Vrabel and Kraft public-image context. ↩︎
    23. ESPN, “Kareem Hunt says he was ‘in the wrong’ for shoving, kicking woman”, December 2nd, 2018. ↩︎
    24. Associated Press, “Jolie details Brad Pitt abuse allegations in court filing”, October 4th, 2022. ↩︎
    25. A local evidence posture was retained for the David Rozenblatt allegation. The public wording stays allegation-framed; no public source was captured. ↩︎
    26. EssentiallySports, “Travis Kelce Reportedly Keeps Controversial Chiefs Star Off His Wedding Guest List”, July 4th, 2026; National Catholic Register, “Full Text: Harrison Butker of Kansas City Chiefs Graduation Speech”, May 16th, 2024; Associated Press via WSAZ, “Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker says a woman should be a ‘homemaker’ in commencement speech”, May 15th, 2024. ↩︎
    27. Apple Music, Human Being, Seal. ↩︎
  • I Declare Dependence

    I Declare Dependence

    I Do Declare

    It’s the 4th of July…

    Today, I’m declaring my independence from world, federal, and state governments. I’m declaring my independence from corporate America. I’m declaring my independence from social media platforms.

    In reality, I’m hamstrung. I can declare independence from all of those institutions, but it doesn’t mean anything because I’m inextricably tied to the state, tied to corporations, and tied to social media platforms. There is, however, a way to mitigate my dependence.

    Platforms Keep Power

    I’ve decided to relaunch jonathanbowen.boston today. I refuse to succumb to the whims of social media platforms. There have been too many stories of monetization loss across platforms like Instagram, X, and YouTube. 1

    I’ve grown my TikTok account to almost 29,000 followers; that’s nothing but a mental salve for “inclusion”. I want to be included — just like you — but I’ll never be liked or accepted by everybody. After years of self-reflection and therapy, I’ve accepted that fact.

    That account has frozen me solid because I know that my views are controversial. I put so much work into that TikTok account. If I post one thing or reply with one wry comment, TikTok could wipe my account away in an instant. The ownership instability, obviously, has been another issue. My TikTok account proves that people like my content and context.

    I’ve been waiting to see how things landed with TikTok’s new owner, Larry Ellison, but I’m not going to wait anymore. 2

    The same goes for X, formerly Twitter, which has permanently suspended two of my accounts under the old regime and has recently suspended my third account under Elon Musk’s regime. Elon promised freedom, but, well, I’m not free. 3 However, I’ve regrown my X account to almost 10,000 followers, which, again, shows that people enjoy my content and my context.

    In a wild set of circumstances, Linktree has suspended one of my accounts, unsuspended the same account, and recently resuspended that same account. In some cross-platform weirdness, which can’t be confirmed, Linktree suspended my account the first time around the same time Facebook blocked my “Jonathan Bowen dot Boston” Page. After recently being suspended by X, it’s done the same. 4

    After my X suspension, I tried Threads; it’s turned out to be a hive of leftist performatism. It’s a cesspool of self-victimhood. I recently posted something which indicted Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, Juneteenth, and Columbus Day as “racist” holidays.5 I truly believe that idea. The denizens of Threads mass reported me to eXp Realty, which separated itself from me during a kangaroo court of corporate self-congratulation.

    Human Voice Holds

    I have no power. I don’t want power. I want my voice. I want my unfettered views to be captured on a platform that I own. I want my voice to anger, unsettle, and create thoughts that spur an inner monologue.

    It’s the 4th of July. I am still dependent on the federal government and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. I’m still dependent on corporate America. I am less dependent on social media platforms, including Facebook, TikTok, and X, than I was yesterday. It’s not a day of independence for me, but it is a day that I declare less dependence.

    I hope you’ll subscribe to my mailing list; it’s the best way for us to beat the social media platforms and the burgeoning AI megalopolies like Anthropic and OpenAI from killing the human spirit.


    Source Notes

    1. Meta, Instagram Content Monetization Policies, Instagram Help Center; X, X’s Creator Monetization Standards and Creator Revenue Sharing, X Help Center; Google, YouTube channel monetization policies and Monetization is disabled for my channel, YouTube Help. Accessed July 4th, 2026. ↩︎
    2. TikTok, Announcement from the new TikTok USDS Joint Venture LLC, January 22nd, 2026; Oracle, Larry Ellison: Executive Biography, accessed July 4th, 2026. TikTok’s announcement names Silver Lake, Oracle, and MGX as the three managing investors in TikTok USDS Joint Venture, each at 15%, and says ByteDance retains 19.9%; Oracle identifies Ellison as executive chairman and chief technology officer. ↩︎
    3. Elon Musk (@elonmusk), “I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter…”, X, April 25th, 2022; Elon Musk (@elonmusk), “@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction…”, X, March 28th, 2025. ↩︎
    4. Linktree, Jonathan Bowen profile, accessed July 4th, 2026; Facebook, Jonathan Bowen dot Boston page, accessed July 4th, 2026; Instagram, Jonathan Bowen (@jonathanbowendotboston), accessed July 4th, 2026. The Linktree profile URL currently resolves to Linktree’s blocked-account page, and the Facebook page displayed “This content isn’t available right now”; the timing, block history, appeal history, and resuspension sequence remain author-held platform records. ↩︎
    5. Jonathan Bowen (@jonbowen), “There are three racist American holidays…”, Threads, June 17th, 2026. This note identifies the public post at issue; private eXp-related records are not reproduced here. ↩︎

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